Thursday, June 30, 2011
THE PUNCH LINE
"As hard as I've tried, I don't know how to not be adorable." -- From
David Letterman's Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Justin Bieber
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
THE PUNCH LINE
"Winnipeg's in the house! Oh my gosh, you guys
must be so excited with running water." -- Jay Mohr, host of the NHL
Awards show.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
THE PUNCH LINE
"Jerry Lewis is hosting Al Jazeera's first ever
jihad-a-thon." -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Signs al-Qaida Is
Running Out of Money.
Friday, June 24, 2011
The PUNCHLINE
"One of
bin Laden's wives said he was a sex machine. In fact, he was the
only man who could find her jihad spot." –Jay Leno
Thursday, June 23, 2011
THE PUNCH LINE
"When is the Fourth of July this year?" -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Questions Received by the Weber Grill Hot Line
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
The Punchline
"Many of Anthony Weiner's Democratic colleagues
are calling for him to resign to preserve his dignity, but that ship
sailed a long time ago." -- Jimmy Kimmel