If your training to be a WEIRDO...

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Aflac in the Hunt...

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A Parody of a Parody?

The Couch Eat-her

The Church meets Pole Dancing

Classy US Military taking pictures with dead people AGAIN...

Pictures HERE

A 9 Pack?

Les wants SHEEN BACK...

"Moonves wants to get the show back on the air. He's all for it. He says certain people need to forget anything and everything Charlie's done recently and just move on with the business at hand. The core issue is, as he put it, the volatile relationship between Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre. He believes that if CBS and Warner Bros. TV honchos can find a way to get Chuck and Charlie to speak again, cooler heads will prevail."

Full Face Transplant

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UCLA GIRL PSA

Grain Silo deaths UP...

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We miss Paget ALREADY....

Story HERE

Worst Chicken Dishes in America...

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IPod Underwear?

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Tom Waits inducted into the RR HALL

Joan and Jerry....

Rare Doors Footage...

Tattooing the Whites of your EYES....

Guided tour of interactive que at DisneyWorld...

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Devo on Tour in SF a week ago...

And the Oscar goes to...

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Watch of the Year....

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Bill Vs Steve...The Rap Off

Just about covers it...

Zappa on John and Yoko...

Ya, these guys are OK...NOT!!!

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Let the INSANITY begin...

Weirdness...

THE PUNCH LINE

"Charlie Sheen is expanding his live tour. If you only get to see one live stage show featuring a man suffering from an undiagnosed psychiatric disorder this year, this is the one to see." -- Jimmy Kimmel

Food Fight....

Oh, that's how you get a cell phone in jail...

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Still trying to get out....

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Bonnie and Clod?

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Partying with Sheen?...NOT

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Obama's Irish relative

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Worlds greatest extra

Feral Cats the size of dogs...

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Joe Jonas Dances....

Tom Cruise can't be happy with this....

Tom Cruise and John Travolta pose for the cover of the annual Scientology Calendar

Chicago Hookups?

"The Situation" is a loser....who knew??

THE PUNCH LINE

"It's the beginning of March Madness. Of course, if you're Charlie Sheen, you got a three-week head start." -- Jimmy Fallon

SF Sit/Lay Law goes into effect....

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Hitler's babe a boating...

67 year old Grateful Dead Drummer gets carded....

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Million Pound Mutt...

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Russian Bomb Squad called for sex toy....

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Photo from our recent trip to Washington DC...

Today is THE DAY, NO COOUPON REQUIRED...

RIP Bear...

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"Over the Counter" go "bye-bye" in the midwest....

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A tide of bodies...

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RIP: Liz Taylor

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Biggest bomb EVER?

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The old "soy sauce" hazing...

 

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Snake dies after biting boob...

Story and video HERE

THE PUNCH LINE

"Your official Las Vegas odds are 'yea, right.' " -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Signs Your Team is not Going to Make the NCAA Basketball Tournament

Cop uses PD equiptment to track girlfriend...

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Japanese Apocalypse

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Pop Tart Store in Times Square...

Interesting backround on this gem....

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Britney puts on "THE TARD" for Out Magazine

A Daylight Savings Discussion...

Sheen inspired...hits the market...

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Chat Roulette going mainstream....

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Diver Dan on BP...

Graceland redevelopment scaled back...

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Haircut crime arrest....

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Sheen Drinks go live....

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A boob talking about boobs...

THE PUNCH LINE

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'Terminator.' In this one, he travels back in time and kills the person that suggested he run for governor." -- Conan O'Brien

Cat-Tastrophic

Story HERE

Alice in Chains Mike Starr: The Last Voice Mail

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Currently a holding area for extras on Big Bang Theory...

Ms Cyrus iPhone camera shot of the day....