So forward thinking....if your name is Hitler....

Charlie talks to TMZ

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This isn't how i remember The Wizard of Oz.....

One of Charlie Sheen's pieces talks....

"I had the abortion last Thursday, I went home to Oregon to have it because that is where I grew up. I was sick and on the couch all day. I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie's baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily. Charlie and I tried to use protection... I kept having to put it on again. I don't want people to think I just had sex with him and didn't try to use one. I was just impressed he was able to finish really. A week earlier I had been with another celebrity, so it could of been his, but I can't talk about him because I had to sign a release."

Cooter Country....

How to Win....

Sheen-Tastic....

Anna Nicole Smith Opera

NEW BS

Watch it HERE

Oh they arent gonna like this.....

Wasn't she in rehab for this?

The Jackoff....

Where are they fishing?

WTF were they thinking????

3 year old tattoo artist....

Story HERE

The old Tattoo on the penis for a new car trick...

Story HERE

No chance of that missy....

ahhhh Family Values....

Worlds Strongest....

NYC Toy Faire goes STAR WARS CRAZY

See them HERE

A balloon animal making reality series....? HELLO!!!!!!

It doesn't get any better.....

A White Castle Valentines Day....WTF!!!!

Story HERE

Hasbro goes ALL STAR WARS....for Comic-Con 2011

Hasbro is releasing a set of 10 vintage 3.75-inch action figures on a Revenge of the Jedi Kenner-style blister card. The 10 figures will be a San Diego Comic Con exclusive, and with the purchase you get two special figures ... a Mouse Droid and Salacious Crumb.

The YouTube Channel that defines WEIRDNESS

See it HERE

The first episode....let the weirdness begin...

THE PUNCH LINE

"The hilarious late night phone calls from Charlie Sheen." ­-- From David Letterman's Top Ten Good Things About Appearing in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

A guy with a cross to bare?

Story HERE

Answers AD...becomes Sex Slave....DUH!!!!

Story HERE

What does Chuck Lorre think....

Drug smuggling sub....

Story HERE

Photographer VS Predator

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Johnny is Elvis....

Vintage Johnny Cash Demo's out this week....

Story HERE

The formula leaks out....

Story HERE

Mac " TRUCK" Turner

A GOD of Comedy...

Keeping surrogate motherhood in the family

Story HERE

Anna Nicole Smith: The Opera....

Story HERE

Say....WHAT?

Super Bowl Karma....

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"Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak said he will stay in power for six more months. That guy does not understand how Groundhog Day works." -- Conan O'Brien

Lady GaGa drives home from the Grammy's....

Stabbings at the Burger King....

Story HERE

400 lb shoplifter...tazed....

Story HERE

A Jagger Speaks...

Did this really need an upgrade?

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"If convicted, Lindsay could end up without a career or a job. You know where people like that usually wind up? 'Dancing With the Stars.' " -- Jay Leno

Go Harry...

Divorce Details

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James Blunt goes insane?

Video HERE

Cyndi Cyndi Cyndi

My Little Pony meets Rainbow Brite: The Movie

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"Lindsay Lohan has been charged with stealing a $2,500 necklace. According to the law for celebrities in Los Angeles, 600 strikes and she's out." -- Jay Leno

450k for closed roof flyover....

Story HERE

Did this kid graduate from the Oprah/Madonna school system?

Something you pass around....

The Worst of the Worst

Story HERE

Dress sells out online....

Story HERE

New Lady GAGA Crap...

Lohan Twitters....

Was on the phone with my sister&this movie Greenberg is on, i heard my voice which was odd- and ryhs ifans is watching Just My Luck in the movie- made me laugh.. i just want to be on set again, and left alone to just work! fyi- i would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal... also, what i wear to court shouldn't be front page news. it's just absurd. god bless xox L

Animals in TINY HATS....

More HERE

What YOU talkin ABOUT....

Wanda Wanda Wanda

Anderson Cooper talks....

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"In Dallas, a warehouse full of energy drinks caught fire. Firefighters say the fire raged for five hours and then totally crashed." -- Conan O'Brien

I've got a Secret....a classic....

2045 is gonna be HUGE.....

Read it HERE

Ex- Congressman...hahahaha

Story HERE

Kathie Lee WTF....

A Classic!!!!

Sienna Miller is availible AGAIN...

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"Congratulations to the Green Bay Packers for winning the Super Bowl. People in Wisconsin haven't been this excited since they invented aerosol Velveeta." -- David Letterman

Government after Tom Cruise's "CHURCH"

Story HERE

Weirdness in the Jackson Family....who knew...

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National "NURSE -IN" Planned....

Story HERE

D I V O R C E

Story HERE

Music for 2011

DUI's don't get better than this....

Lil Wayne likes him some football

Karma at the Cock Fight...

See it HERE

Church Confessions....there's an APP for that...

See it HERE

Clothing for that "SPECIAL" someone....

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New Music from Paul Simon....

Listen HERE

X47B: The First Look.....

When Guy Fieri parties with Charlie Sheen.....