Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Classic Muledeer
Will Ferrell was asked by Dan Patrick at ESPN Magazine...
"It's the seventh game, ninth inning of the World Series of Comedy. You have to pick a comedian to be out on the mound." Will's answer was...
Gary Mule Deer.
THE PUNCH LINE
"According to experts, the recession is over. Is it really over or is it just pulling a Leno?" -- David Letterman
Monday, September 27, 2010
THE PUNCH LINE
"They say the recession ended in June of last year. What they don't tell you is that the next recession began in July of last year." -- Jay Leno
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Sayonara...Sleezeball
Spokesperson:
"Paris is very disappointed and fought hard to keep her business commitments and see her fans, but she is forced to postpone her commitments in Asia. Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them. Paris looks forward to returning in the future to a country she loves and has been coming to for the past 10 years.”
"Paris is very disappointed and fought hard to keep her business commitments and see her fans, but she is forced to postpone her commitments in Asia. Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them. Paris looks forward to returning in the future to a country she loves and has been coming to for the past 10 years.”
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
THE PUNCH LINE
"An arrest warrant was issued for Lindsay Lohan after she failed a court-ordered drug test. Maybe that's what she meant when she said she wanted to be 'more positive.' " -- Jimmy Kimmel
THE PUNCH LINE
"The chief surgeon in your tense medical drama is played by Carrot Top." -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Signs Your Television Series is Going to be Canceled