Worlds Largest Tumor Removed...

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Drunk Girls in Shopping Cart TAKE 1

Dancing with the....

Is this what Alan Simpson was talking about?

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Cannibal Resturant looking for product

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Tron a Sutra?

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If Tiny Tim Had Kids...

Obama's depleting US Lobster Supply?

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Popeye's cross-dressing brother?

Do you still love her do you still love her do you still love her?

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I nailed the maid....

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THE PUNCH LINE

"There was a big controversy in the Miss Universe contest. Miss Iran was disqualified for enriching uranium." -- David Letterman

Michael Jordans kid Tweets:

"Last night was stupid..35k at Haze...Totals 50k something the whole day .. Damn!!"

A spokesman for MGM Resorts International acknowledged that the gaming company is checking into the matter.

Haze is a Light Group-operated nightclub in Aria, the anchor hotel-casino at MGM International's CityCenter in Las Vegas.

Marcus, whose birth date is listed as Dec. 24, 1990, and his brother, Jeffrey, 21, were in Las Vegas with their father, who was holding the Michael Jordan fantasy camp at The Mirage.

Race to the Cock? HELLO DUDE Your On TV....

Facebook hit list with 69 names....ya and I wanna graduate at 4:20

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Software predicts criminal behavior....

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Body Left in Hearse for 9 Days

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X-37B - Spy Sat School Bus

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Waiting for his friends t come over and play poker...?

Move over Heidi Pratt we will always have Sheyla Hershey

Great place to get "laid" if your name is Taylor...

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A Message for You....

and the title of the story read "Goose torched near Phuket pizza joint"

Hello, Child Protective Services...I have an issue...

100 Million Speaks

Quotes to save you the cash:

"I've been through hell. It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden — was it a lie? You're struggling because it wasn't real. But I survived. It was hard, but it didn't kill me. I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children."

"I felt stupid as more things were revealed. How could I not have known anything? The word 'betrayal' isn't strong enough. I felt embarrassed for having been so deceived. I felt betrayed by many people around me. I never suspected, not a one. For the last three years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school. Initially, I thought we had a chance, and we tried really hard."

"I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself."

"My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal."

"There was never any violence inside or outside our home. The speculation that I would have used a golf club to hit him is just truly ridiculous. I did everything I could to get him out of the locked car. To think anything else is absolutely wrong." "I know he is going to go down as the best golfer that ever lived, and rightfully so. I feel privileged to have witnessed a part of his golfing career."

Guess who wants a reduction?

from Life & Style:

“I’m desperate to go back to normal,” she confides to Life & Style. “I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”

More than nine months after she went under the knife on Nov. 20, Heidi says she is still in severe pain and her body has not gotten used to the over the top boob job. “I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way,”

Besides being unable to hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs,” she says. “It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”

World Famous Lucky Vagina Tree of Thailand

The Ramones at The US Festival 1983

Hey, they sound like the...

One of the best things on Radio

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Andrew Loog Oldham Found without Satisfaction

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Elvis on Solid Gold 1983

A Explaination of Homeland Security

The 10 most Awful/Awesome Lyrics in Katy Perry's new Album

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The Spies Above Us

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Workman's Comp 101

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Taco Bell to try Breakfast AGAIN

• Mid-priced, portable foods, like the Double Ham & Cheddar Melt for $1.79 and the Sausage Skillet or Sausage Skillet Burrito, both for $2.79.

• Value-priced items, like the Potato & Cheese Roll-up for 79 cents, three varieties of Classic Breakfast Burritos for 89 cents and a Hash Brown for 99 cents.• Products created with partner brands, like Cinnabon Delights for $1.49, a Morning Wrap and Morning Biscuit, both made with Jimmy Dean sausages, selling for $1.79, and Seattle’s Best Coffee, available in a regular size for 99 cents and a large size for $1.49.

• Four different combo meals for $4 each.

and the Oscar doesn't go to...

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oh....that's BritPOP....

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Classic Comedy

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A Shot at Oscar

Chad Vader does Chocolate Rain

Dogs In Bikinis

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#1 Reason not to watch the upcoming Dancing with the Stars...

Martin Shorts Wife Dead....

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New Court Rules for Lindsay Lohan

-- Reside at home until Nov. 1
-- Random drug and alcohol testing twice a week
-- Participate in psychotherapy a minimum of 4 days a week
-- Attend behavior therapy sessions 2 times a week
-- Attend a 12-step program

This will becoming to a crashing end in 4,3,2.....

"Things Lady Gaga would wear for 200 Alex...."

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Katy Perry for Glamour Shots

Beyonce Braless on Vacation....Shocked...nope

Lohan should be outta Jail/rehab RIGHT ABOUT NOW

Judge Elden Fox should be issuing the order for outpatient care as you read this....

Sean Penn on the Dublin set of This Must Be The Place

Wooden Combination Lock

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Beat Whitey Night at Iowa State Fair

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Hitler was Jewish?

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George Micheal admits "DRUG DRIVING"

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Colorado says Pot Fees are helping...

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Dennis Hopper and the Russian Dynamite Death Chair

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56 Million are playing Social Games....

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Girls bug teachers staff room

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Problems at the Paris Hilton CASA this morning...

So she hops on TWITTER:
"So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him http://twitpic.com/2hrfnm "

Happy Birthday Dave Chappelle

5 Super Neat Ways to use a Hooker...

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thanks Frank!!!

Shakira takes a bath....FINALLY

To be a Liberal....

Hello Kitty Hospital

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ST Louis Gateway Arch Rusted....

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Vivien Leigh traveled on both sides of the fence

"In the 1940s, the world's most recognizable star would drive down to Scotty's (a notorious LA brothel that masqueraded as a gas station with one pump and 22 attendants) with her friend George Cukor, the initial director of 'Gone With The Wind,' and they would both pick out young men for the night

They would pay the men with gifts such as cigarette cases, jewels, or even stocks and bonds. She depended on the professional discretion of men not to boast they had just serviced Scarlett O'Hara."

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