Chuck's Weird World: July 2010

Boy with no legs and one arm on swim team

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Woman Jailed for texting Threats to HERSELF

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And then Dr, Jessica Simpson jumped on me and my back....

Cultural Sensitivity 101

Ways to anger Liberals on Twitter

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Chastity belt for men

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MJ wanted Bubbles to Speak....so says LaToya

"Michael always wanted to know how to make Bubbles speak and talk. They definitely communicated. One morning Michael called me said 'You got to see this - he mimics everything I do'. So Michael starts brushing his teeth and Bubbles looks up and gets a tooth brush and starts brushing his teeth too. Then he wanted to give him vocal chords and asked doctors 'Can I give him an operation so that I can know what his thoughts are'."

Why he is free...the real reason....

Swiss officials say that they are letting him go, because the U.S. hasn't given them several documents they asked for. The New York Times explains:

Ms. Widmer-Schlumpf said the American authorities had rejected a request by her ministry for records of a hearing by the prosecutor in the case, Roger Gunson, in January 2010 which should have established whether the judge who tried the case in 1977 had assured Mr. Polanski that time he spent in a psychiatric unit would constitute the whole of the period of imprisonment he would serve.

“If this were the case, Roman Polanski would actually have already served his sentence and therefore both the proceedings on which the U.S. extradition request is founded and the request itself would have no foundation,” the Swiss Justice Ministry said in a statement.

Mel being Mel

War of Fingers

Joan on Twitter:

Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.
2:57 PM Jul 9th via web

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.
3:38 PM Jul 9th via web

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.
3:44 PM Jul 9th via web

Lindsay Lohan had "Fuck You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had "Eat me you party skank," painted on hers.
about 22 hours ago via web

Sam on Twitter:

Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can't hear. #bully
about 16 hours ago via web

Your New American Idol Judges....

The 4 Dollar Footlong? Does Subway KNOW?

How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

King Arthur’s Round Table Found

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Blagojevich trial transcripts, plain text version

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YouTube launches mobile HTML 5 Site

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Somebody's not Happy....

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Gallery 1988

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When's he gonna be on The Daily Show?

Facebook Closing Virtual Giftshop Aug 1

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Googles Leanback TV

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Do you have a Dark Elf Army?

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Kick Boxing Monkeys

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Shes NO Original....

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Steampunk Prosthetic

One Fat Guy

THE PUNCH LINE

"It turns out that our biggest ally in the region is Russia. With all due respect to Russia, it's not the best place to get advice on how to win in Afghanistan." -- Craig Ferguson

Chumby building Empire

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10 Greatest Star Trek Villans

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Snoop Dogg Tried to Rent Liechtenstein

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10 things learned from Freeks and Geeks

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New Machete Trailer

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This isn't the wax one....

Juddtastic...

"Ashley Judd makes a living removing her top, why can't coal miners?" blares the 5-by-3-foot poster, which was displayed at a golf tournament in the eastern Kentucky town of Prestonburg on Wednesday. Beside the bold letters is an image, taken from a 2003 Marie Claire magazine article, showing Judd glaring at the camera with her arms folded across her bare chest.
During a speech last month at the National Press Club, Judd spoke out against mountaintop coal mining, a process of blasting the tops off of mountains to extract coal.

"It is time to retire the cynical and superficial coal company-created argument that we must choose between people, their jobs and our mountains," she said. "That is simply false, fear-based and fear-mongering."

Can you say FASHION MISTAKE...?

Gezz US H Christ....THEY SLEPT TOGETHER?

She Said...She Said...

-- Domestic Violence: Oksana told Sheriff's deputies Mel punched her in the face twice, knocking out a tooth and chipping another one.

-- Assault with a Deadly Weapon: Sources told TMZ Oksana told deputies Mel threatened her with a handgun at his Malibu estate. Sources say the allegation is solely based on Oksana's word.

-- Child Endangerment: Oksana claims on January 6 of this year Mel allegedly punched her while she was holding baby Gibson.