FlameOsapien - Robosapien V2 Flamethrower

Live Duck Cam

See it HERE.

Ed Shaughnessy vs. Buddy Rich Drum Battle

Animal vs Buddy Rich

Wonder if Bob Saget has seen THESE , i mean HER lately...

No Honey , it looks really nice on you...

See more HERE.

Narcissism

A group of French artists have started an entire project based upon the concept of Photoshopping themselves kissing themselves.
the photo gallery is HERE

Bar Fight

Hamas TV makes a martyr out of Mickey

A Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas-affiliated children's television program was beaten to death in the show's final episode Friday.
the story is HERE

Chile lake disappears

Scientists are trying to solve the mysterious disappearance of a large glacial lake in southern Chile.

the story is HERE

Immigration Bill fails, Mexican Army heads for US

They should reach San Diego by Christmas...

Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization

Check it out HERE.


Bigfoot Sound Recordings

• 1973 Whoop-Howl from Puyallup, Washington
  
• 1978 Whoop-Howl from Snohomish County, Washington
• 1993 Whoop-Howl from Del Norte County, California
• 1994 Moaning Howl from Columbiana County, Ohio
• 2004 Moaning Howl from Mississippi
  
• Best CD of Recordings -- The Sierra Sounds Collections

Beachers Madhouse Opens Tonight

See it HERE.

365°

Joel Siegel Dead at 63

Read about it Here!

See his reviews HERE.

What it is...

Happy Hour

Ratatouille: The 1st 9 Minutes

See them HERE.

2 dead dismantling Stones Stage after gig...

Two people died on the spot and two others were injured," a police prefecture spokesman said, without detailing the injuries of those hurt. Spanish media said one of the injured was badly hurt and that the other person had suffered slight injuries.

The police spokesman added the cause of the accident was not clear but Spanish media reported a metallic structure suspended some ten metres (33 feet) above the ground in which the labourers had been working had collapsed.

Guy Swipes Reporter’s Mic During iPhone Live Shot

hahahahhahahaha....see it HERE.

ICE ROAD TRUCKERS - On the History Channel

SUNDAY NIGHTS ROCK - See this GEM HERE.

Nazi Hunter - the Documentary

the film's official website (w/movie trailer) is HERE

The public meltdown of Lauryn Hill

OAKLAND - 32-year-old New Jersey singer-rapper Lauryn Hill moved further into the realm of the bizarre Wednesday night during a late-starting sold-out show at Oakland's Paramount Theatre.
Audience response was divided between cheers and boos. Others sat and stood in silence, their mouths agape at what they were hearing and seeing. Some concert goers who had paid as much as $89.50 for tickets were requesting refunds.

the San Francisco Chronicle article is HERE

Bush/Cheney continue to thumb noses at America

Bush faces off with Congress over subpoenas
Boston Globe article HERE

Cheney Refuses To Comply With Executive Order
CBS News article HERE

Ya, like we needed the coroner's report for that...

Comedian Richard Jeni appears in this undated photo released by Jonas PR. Jeni, who shot himself to death in March, had a history of mental illness and was hospitalized late last year for suicidal depression, according to a coroner's report obtained Thursday June 28, 2007

Cuba Gooding Jr. goes long...REALLY LONG!

Where's the Fence?

See the campaign HERE.

Carson's last TV appearance

Johnny Carson DUI 1982

"I Killed My Family" - The TV Movie

John Stamos has ISSUES...

Weirdness reaches a whole new level

The Benoit murder-suicide has entered into the realm of the bizarre.

Apparently, somebody posted an entry in the former wrestler’s Wikipedia page announcing the death of his wife.

One little problem….

The entry was posted by someone in Connecticut thirteen hours before the bodies were discovered in Georgia...

"oh YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"...as the Macho Man would say.....

Benoit's Doctor has License Suspended for...

"REASONS RELATED TO COMPETENCE AND CHARACTER"

Read the report HERE.

FIRE FIRE FIRE

Paris told Larry King she's never done drugs...cough

Benicio Del Toro spotted in Beverly Hills

Nigerian 419 SCAM goes AMERICAN

THIS IS A GREAT READ....

Dear Friend,

Permit the manner with which I am seeking your assistance but I am short of
options and have no other choice. I am Jonathan Charles from the hospitality
state (Mississippi), an army contractor attached to the US Military
force in Iraq. The reason why I’m contacting you is to explain my
findings to you and to seek
for your assistance to enable you contributes immensely to the actualization of
my dream.

I am attached to the US army for the sole purpose of reconstruction work in
some parts of Iraq. As you know very well Iraq is gradually undergoing a
rebuilding process in some
parts and there is much need for reconstruction which was why I was invited. I
evaluate the level of destruction and offer professional advice in line with
the way they intend rebuilding and reconstructing damaged facilities. Work has
been risky no doubt and challenging as sometimes we are faced hard on with
armed insurgents where we lose some soldiers during confrontation. I have had
my own share of losses as I lost a friend whom I have known for 12 years. On
the 27th day of March 2007, at about 11:00 hrs during a normal inspection
routine along Haifa Street where there is long rough high-rise buildings which were
built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein when he was alive, I with other 3
soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation work while I
was closely guided by soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar which
I presumed to be a storage room, I decided to have a look at it, only for me to
kick the metal covering and find a metal boxes (5 in number) piled on top one
another which were locked with a padlock each with a sign written in each of
them.

Upon forcing the boxes open, we discovered several guns, amour and some
boxes amongst
which two contained guns and bullets, one filled with hard drugs (heroine) and
the other two to my amazement contained some US Dollars and kilograms
of alluvial
Gold, which we counted and discovered that the money in one of the
boxes amounted
to $9.2 Million. I believe the boxes owned and linked to the Al Qaeda
and Ayman al-Zawahiri.

I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy so that we can have
the money
and alluvial Gold to our selves, they all agreed to the plan of getting the
money out of the country, but first we had to hide the money and alluvial Gold
in some safe and untraceable location. We secretly kept the boxes in a safer place
after which we handed over the drugs and the weapons to our superiors. I am now
in desperate need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would
receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars and alluvial Gold
for me until my assignment elapses here. We cannot afford to leave the boxes here
in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday.
We have no
idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point. I
am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next, but on receiver of your
response, I will send my picture as well as my Identity, for you to know whom
you are dealing with.

I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund and some quantity of the
alluvial Gold, please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret within you
so that my job would not be jeopardized.

My Sincere Regards,

Jonathan Charles.

You can contact me with my private email: jonathancharles01@yahoo.co.in

Cooking with Cannabis

JAKARTA - Indonesian Vice President, who opposes legalizing marijuana, doesn't mind the drug being used in cooking...
the Reuters UK article is HERE

Drug Agents Raid Chris Benoit's Doctors Office

State and federal drug agents staged a late-night raid of the offices of pro wrestler Chris Benoit's personal physician and met with the district attorney investigating the Benoit murder-suicide on Thursday morning to see if any charges should be filed.

Since they don't have a person to prosecute obviously the agents were trying to save lives....Morons...

The Guinea Pig: Zero cholesterol!

Peru Celebrates Tasty Guinea Pigs

the CBS News story is HERE

Home Away from...Well...EVERYONE...

The DH1 Disaster House is one man's solution to the problem of homelessness—only problem is that it costs and arm and a leg—and that is usually not an option if you have lost everything to one of Nature's bad moods.

Designed by Californian architect Gregg Fleishman, the DH1 comes in flatpack form and you don't even need nails to put it together. Slot the parts, made of European birch plywood, together and—voilá! instant dwelling.

The DH1's structural floor cleverly sits 30 inches off the ground (anyone rich who is still recovering from this year's Glastonbury trauma, put the DH1 on next year's shopping list), so no unsightly seepage from underneath.

There are several drawbacks, though—first, the price of $22,000 would be beyond the reach of most disaster victims. If biblical rains follow the disaster, then you're going to get wet, unless you have a canvas or plastic sheet—and a big one—to hand. Third—and don't bad things always come in threes?—a high wind may mean you wake up to find you're not in Kansas any more, Dorothy, unless you were smart and moored your DH1 four ways to a concrete block.

DH1 Disaster House, from stack of plywood to dwelling in no time flat

Why do I see this in the NEEDLESS MARKUP 2007 Christmas Catalog?

and the target audience for this is...

Apple IPhone Target Audience - Linesitter...

The DELL Marketing Team

The Verdict? Paris Hilton is still an idiot!

Appearing on 'Larry King Live' last night, Paris Hilton proves she is steeped in denial; is vacuous, vacant, shallow and incredibly stupid... Oh, she's still filthy freaking rich...



a hell of a lot more video HERE

Mother's Milk?

Polish weekly Wprost cover depicts Chancellor Angela Merkel breast-feeding the Kaczynski twins. But it could have been worse, the editor-in-chief points out. At least they used a 21-year-old model.

the story is HERE

Juries get verdict wrong in one of six cases

Read it HERE.

Vivica A Fox: The Police Report

See it HERE.

Pick up your toys!

George Maloof roots out new customers

The Palms owner George Maloof strolling through the casino with a pig on a leash...

Tuesday he shot a commercial for the Palms' new Bistro Buffet in Las Vegas.

During the final scene, he is shown at a table while a white baby pig is shown pigging out.

Maloof looks at the pig and says, "You're lucky I like you."

Two pigs were used in the shoot, one named Molly.

The commercial will air in about two weeks.

"The one on the left is a Little Bigger"

O'Reilly claims Lesbian Gang Epidemic

Russia lays claim to the North Pole - and all its gas, oil, and diamonds

These of course are the same people who sold us Alaska in 1867 for about two cents per acre...
Note to Self: Russian leader Vladimir Putin is a NUT.

Spice Girls Reunion and World Tour

The group said the shows would be in Los Angeles on Dec. 7; Las Vegas on Dec. 8; New York on Dec. 11; London on Dec. 15; Cologne, Germany, on Dec. 20; Madrid, Spain, on Dec. 23; Beijing on Jan. 10; Hong Kong on Jan. 12; Sydney, Australia, on Jan. 17; Cape Town, South Africa, on Jan. 20; and Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan. 24.

A car, some missle shaped balloons,that spells FUN!

I don't care who you are....that's funny.

IPHONE Predictions

At least one person will die trying to buy one this week.

Many people will get trampoled attempting to buy one.

Morons will spend the night in line and sell them on Ebay.

The operating system will crash repeatedly like all first generation products.

Apple will discontinue this version before christmas.

Steve Jobs will continue to make money.

Apple will sell more PDA/PHONE/IPOD's than computers.

Fashion designer Liz Claiborne dead at 78

No word on who's clothes and makeup she will be buried in as of press time....

Detailed WWE/Benoit timeline

As the WWE trys to distance itself from its obviously troubled employee, they have posted an exact timeline of there involvement with him this past weekend. Read it HERE.

Six Ladies Converting To ISLAM for Tiffany Gift Bags...

See it HERE

Aguilera Brings flotation devices to Shanghai

Here's Johnny...

VIDEO OF THE WEEK: "Good Cop, Baby Cop"

The newest star of the Web is Pearl McKay, the 2-year-old daughter of comedian and director Adam McKay. Pearl first starred in "The Landlord," a video by McKay and Will Ferrell that caused a minor sensation and helped launch the video Web site FunnyorDie.com.

As Ferrell's demanding, boozing landlord, she demanded Ferrell's money so that she could "get my drink on." Now, she's back and she's taking names. In "Good Cop, Baby Cop" (), she's brought in to elicit a confession from Ferrell, whom she leaves in tears. It's to be Pearl's last video, though; the video ends with a title card announcing her "baby retirement. See it HERE.

DOWNLOAD THIS:

Elvis Costello, "The First 10 Years Podcast Series"

Elvis Costello is recounting the beginning of his career in this remarkable podcast series, which is now up to three episodes. Varying in length from six to 14 minutes, the podcasts are available for free on iTunes and will run until early August. It's meant as promotion for Costello's new "The Best of Elvis Costello: The First 10 Years," but Costello's musings are worth a listen with or without the album.

THE PUNCH LINE

"PARIS HILTON WILL DO HER FIRST INTERVIEW WEDNESDAY WITH LARRY KING. THEY'RE BILLING IT AS 'CRANKY MEETS SKANKY.'" -- Jay Leno

So much more than the girl next door...

On the new show "Venus Envy," a group of single women will compete to land a gorgeous gal who prefers other gorgeous gals.
We predict this show will become a television Juggernaut...
learn more/visit casting link at TMZ.com
AND/OR
check out Audition.com
San Francisco casting at craigslist.com

BBC's Torchwood: Gay Science Fiction?

The series is only up to the second episode and already there’s been two same-sex kisses.
In episode one the guy uses his special alien sex spray to pick up a woman at a bar...
In episode two a young girl is possessed by a sex-mad alien who seduces anyone that comes near, including shy heroine Gwen (Eve Myles). Cue steamy girl-girl kissing scene.

watch video HERE
official website is HERE

Ya Gotta Fight, For Your Right, to...

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — COURT APPROVES PRISON SMUT
Sweden is a land known for cheap furniture, meatballs, blonde women and, well, porn. In fact, it seems porn is such a national institution that it can't even be denied to the nation's sex offenders.
Swedish article HERE
German article HERE

Sex Toys that Changed the...

check them out HERE

Benoit Divorce Papers Expose Violence

Read them HERE.

What did Paris Order in Jail?

See it HERE.

BREAKING NEWS: Vince McMahon Statement

Last night on 'Monday Night Raw,' the WWE presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Chris Benoit. However, now some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent. Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit tonight. On the contrary, tonight's show will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, the WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world -- entertain you."

Chris Benoit Text Messages and House

Before he killed himself, Chris Benoit sent a series of text messages to WWE co-workers, some from his dead wife's cell phone. According to WWE.com, all five text messages were sent between 3:53 AM and 3:58 AM on June 24.

The messages revealed that Benoit's suicide was planned as he distributed information on where to find his remains, and the enclosed the location of his attack dogs.

Below are the times and content of text messages Benoit sent to co-workers:

• 3:53 AM - Chris Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
• 3:53 AM - Chris Benoit's cell phone: "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open."
• 3:54 AM - Nancy Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
• 3:55 AM - Nancy Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
• 5:58 AM - Nancy Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"

See SAT view of the house HERE.

Wrestling Deaths and Steroids

See the list HERE.

WWE Speaks after Press Conference by Police

WWE® Shocked At Latest Developments In Benoit Tragedy, Concerned By Sensationalist Reporting

STAMFORD, Conn., June 26, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment is stunned and saddened by the details released by local authorities concerning the double homicide-suicide involving Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son, Daniel.

However, WWE is concerned with the sensationalistic reporting and speculation being undertaken by some members of the media following the press conference held by the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department and the District Attorney. During the press conference, the investigating authorities made the following points, all of which run contrary to the media speculation that "roid rage" was a factor in the senseless murders and suicide:

1. The authorities stated that all drugs found in the house were believed to be legal prescriptions.

2. Steroids were not, and could not, be related to the cause of death (asphyxiation). Authorities had no factual basis to speculate as to Benoit’s state of mind, and rightly did not do so.

3. Toxicology tests have not even been completed, so there is no current evidence that Benoit even had steroids or any other substance in his body. In that regard, on the last test done on Benoit by WWE's independently administered drug testing program, done on April 10, 2007, Benoit tested negative.

4. The physical findings announced by authorities indicate deliberation, not rage. The wife's feet and hands were bound and she was asphyxiated, not beaten to death. By the account of the authorities, there were substantial periods of time between the death of the wife and the death of the son, again suggesting deliberate thought, not rage. The presence of a Bible by each is also not an act of rage.

5. WWE strongly suggests that it is entirely wrong for speculators to suggest that steroids had anything to do with these senseless acts, especially when the authorities plainly stated there is no evidence that Benoit had steroids in his body, pending the toxicological reports, and that they had no evidence at this time as to the motive for these acts.

WWE is continuing to monitor the ongoing investigation being conducted by local authorities.

Sizemore: Back to the Slammer!

Read Tom's Punishment Here!

Rosie and her Child...

See more ROSIE weirdness HERE.

Plug it in...

Jade Integration has unveiled a computer so small, it fits into a wall socket and is powered via Ethernet. The Jack PC, can hook up to a standard monitor, keyboard, and mouse, and runs Windows CE. It comes with up to 64 MB of flash memory and 128 megs of RAM, it should be able to handle basic Internet functions decently. The device gets its official release on June 15th at the IT Works Show.

EBAY : Chris Benoit

See the current action HERE.

Breaking News: WWE/BENOIT

How it happened

Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son before hanging himself in his weight room.

WWE's Shopzone web site has pulled all Chris Benoit merchandise.

YOUTUBE Videos HERE

Evolution of an Internet Sensation

Nascar White Trash Demand

FREE THE 8

If you don't understand this post, it's ok...

Cops Rock....

Afghanistan Opium production soars dramatically since U.S. invasion

Ninety-two percent of the world's opium production is in Afghanistan...

the UNODC World Drug Report 2007 (w/audio/video links) is HERE

Radio Free Afghanistan HERE

WWE Judgement Call

Sometime yesterday Vince McMahon came back from the grave , suspended a storyline and decided to broadcast a tribute to Chris Benoit who was found dead in his Atlanta home with his wife and son. Not the wisest move in Sports Entertainment History, but given an industry where dwarves have names like "little bastard" and hide under the ring it sorta comes with the game plan.

In defense of WWE Inc., the decision to drop scheduled programming for the 3 hour tribute was made early in the day before the facts had arrived. At the time of the switch in programming it was a 3 person murder by an outside party.

In reality it was confirmed after the broadcast that Chris Benoit killed his wife and son over the weekend then himself on monday. There were a stream of strange text messages from Chris on monday that show this timeline.

WWE wrestler Chavo Guerrero had spent the night at Benoit's home in Atlanta last week and when asked said it was an average fun evening with no signs of the trouble to come.

In speculation, expect steroid rage to play a a part as this tragic story continues to unfold.

Sex Education w/the Mario Bros.

Bryan Ferry covers Dylan

"...something is happening here, but you don't know what it is...do you... ?"

The celebrated Roxy Music leader turns in Dylanesque, recasting 11 Dylan classics during a single live-in-the-studio week that leaves the album sounding vibrantly faithful to the original numbers.

official website (w/sample tracks) HERE

more tracks @ BBC, Amazon.com and Stereogum.com

CONSPIRACY THEORY ROCK

Paris IS Out and we still don't CARE...

Rev. Jesse Arrested

Jesse is not a fan of Chuck's Gun Shop

Is Paris Still in Jail....

Find out HERE!

Benoit: Double Murder Suicide

Read about it HERE

Welcome to Resident Friendly Idaho

Donnas Start Own Label, Prep New Album

If you don't know the Donnas...you should; they've been rockin' since their early teens...AND they idolize legendary rock groups like Nazareth...

Billboard.com article HERE

listen to the new single & more HERE

Ace reliever/best Fu Manchu in Baseball: Rod Beck dies

Only 10 Closers in the history of baseball have recorded 48 Saves or more in a major league season. Rod Beck is one of only four to accomplish this rare feat twice.
From 1993 to 1995, Beck set a major league record by converting 41 consecutive Saves.
In 1998 Rod Beck set a major league record when he recorded Saves in six consecutive scheduled games.

the San Francisco Chronicle article is HERE

Top 10 Lesbian-ish Men

#9 Matt Damon

see the rest HERE

Peru lowers age of consent to 14

LIMA, Peru -- Peru's Congress has voted overwhelmingly to lower the age to 14 for participating in consensual sex.

the Washington Post reports HERE

No Doubt Reunion last week...

guy kicks self in nuts

What a great country...

Easy...like Sunday Morning

Our Weird World Video Recomendations

Spice Girls reunion ....coming soon...

“Following weeks of speculation, the Spice Girls are set to make an official announcement to the world regarding future plans on Thursday, June 28. Details regarding the announcement will be released in the coming days,” said the statement, released Friday.

Spotted...

Nicole Richie walking into a medical building in Beverly Hills on Friday morning that houses mainly ob/gyns and an opiate treatment program. Probably looking for a StarBucks...or drug treatment or her babies doctor...

Polly Shore Speaks...

See it HERE

Nascar Apocalypse 2006

THE PUNCH LINE

"Psychiatrists concluded that the reason Britney Spears shaved her head was because she was having a hormonal moment. I can't count the number of women I know who, when having a hormonal moment, want to look like Elmer Fudd." -- David Brenner

Paris Hilton has just released this statement:

"I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his program to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about. Larry King is not only a world-renown journalist, but a true American Icon. It will be an honor to do his show."

The Original Idols hit the county fair...

Bay City Rollers,The Cowsills,Leif Garrett,Barry Williams,Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods.

Is that a lineup or what?, well it was quite a show, the videos posted here have been removed at the request of Wayne Coy Productions, Inc..You can see more by visiting there official site HERE.

Summer: It's County Fair Season AGAIN...

Identity thieves target Herman Munster

Crooks in an underground chat room for selling stolen credit card numbers and personal consumer information offered pilfered data purportedly about Herman Munster, the 1960s Frankenstein-like character from "The Munsters" TV sitcom.

the story is HERE

Stan Lee action figure

Comic-book fans already know Stan Lee is a Marvel legend. Now Hasbro is making it official.
The limited-edition toy will be introduced next month in San Diego at Comic-Con International, the annual comic-book convention.

Colma comes to life...

read the San Francisco Chronicle review HERE

the official website is HERE

Mile High Muck

People traveling by plane have become use to bad food, long waits and maybe even the occasional yelling child. However passengers aboard Continental flight 71 traveling from Ireland to New Jersey had to put up with a lot more "crap."
Passengers on the flight had to deal with leaking sewage from the lavatories for the entire duration of their flight.
The flight crew encouraged people not to eat or drink during the flight so they would not need to use the washroom.
Airline officials say the cause of the leakage was due to someone "trying" to flush a latex glove down the toilet.

...here, kitty, kitty...

El Topo / Holy Mountain revisited/remastered

check out video and new DVD set info at abkcofilms.com

'Captain' Don Leslie 1937-2007

Donald P. Leslie was, quite literally, a circus freak. He pounded nails up his nose. He used his body as a pin cushion. He was tattooed from head to foot. He ate and breathed fire.

Of his 10 stage acts, his most accomplished was sword-swallowing. His act was unusual—he could swallow five 30-inch swords with the blades lined up perpendicularly. Others stacked the blades back to front.

the Chico News & Review article is HERE

Pamela Anderson Fights Finland Fur Farms

See the story HERE, no answer to why Pam destroyed her pet beaver with a razor.

Niqab : GOD THESE BABES ARE HOT...

Seems the folks in ENGLAND do not share the HOTNESS of the "HEY, YOU CAN'T SEE ME and "I can't vote 'cause it's all about THE MAN" look that some religions demand of their BABES...now that's a run-on sentence if I do say so...

Read it HERE.

Detailed Information on 9/11 Crashes

Complete Air-Ground Transcripts of Hijacked 9/11 Flight Recordings Declassified

Document 1: NTSB report, "Flight Path Study-American Airlines Flight 11," Feb. 19, 2002 [Chapter 1, The 9/11 Commission Report, "We Have Some Planes." Footnotes 23, 33]

Document 2: NTSB report, "Flight Path Study-American Airlines Flight 77," Feb. 19, 2002 [Chapter 1, The 9/11 Commission Report, "We Have Some Planes." Footnote 53]

Document 3: NTSB report, "Flight Path Study-United Airlines 175," Feb. 19, 2002 [Chapter 1, The 9/11 Commission Report, "We Have Some Planes." Footnote 41]

Document 4: NTSB report, "Specialist's Factual Report of Investigation-Digital Flight Data Recorder" for United Airlines Flight 93, Feb. 15, 2002 [Chapter 1, The 9/11 Commission Report, "We Have Some Planes." Footnotes 70, 71]

Document 5: NTSB report, Air Traffic Control Recording-American Airlines Flight 11, Dec. 21, 2001 [Chapter 1, The 9/11 Commission Report, "We Have Some Planes." Footnote 24]

Document 6: NTSB report, Air Traffic Control Recording-American Airlines Flight 77, Dec. 21, 2001 [Chapter 1, The 9/11 Commission Report, "We Have Some Planes." Footnote 54]

Document 7: NTSB report, Air Traffic Control Recording-United Airlines Flight 175, Dec. 21, 2001 [Chapter 1, The 9/11 Commission Report, "We Have Some Planes." Footnotes 24, 41, 42, 44]

Document 8: NTSB report, Air Traffic Control Recording-United Airlines Flight 93, Dec. 21, 2001 [Chapter 1, The 9/11 Commission Report, "We Have Some Planes." Footnote 71]

CIA releases "Skeletons" finally

Agency Violated Charter for 25 Years,
Wiretapped Journalists and Dissidents

CIA Announces Declassification of 1970s "Skeletons" File,
Archive Posts Justice Department Summary from 1975,
With White House Memcons on Damage Control

Document 1: Colby Briefs President Ford on the Family Jewels
Memorandum of Conversation, 3 January 1975
Source: Gerald R. Ford President Library

Ten days after the appearance of Hersh's New York Times story, DCI William Colby tells President Ford how his predecessor James Schlesinger (then serving as Secretary of Defense) ordered CIA staffers to compile the "skeletons" in the Agency's closet, such as surveillance of student radicals, illegal wiretaps, assassination plots, and the three year confinement of a Soviet defector, Yuri Nosenko.

Document 2: Summary of the Family Jewels
Memorandum for the File, "CIA Matters," by James A. Wilderotter, Associate Deputy Attorney General, 3 January 1975
Source: Gerald R. Ford Presidential Library

On New Years' eve, 1974, DCI Colby met with Justice Department officials, including Deputy Attorney General Lawrence H. Silberman, to give them a full briefing of the "skeletons."

Document 3: Kissinger's Reaction
Memorandum of Conversation between President Ford and Secretary of State/National Security Adviser Henry Kissinger, 4 January 1975
Source: Gerald R. Ford President Library

An apoplectic Kissinger argues that the unspilling of CIA secrets is "worse than the days of McCarthyism" when the Wisconsin Senator went after the State Department. Kissinger had met with former DCI Richard Helms who told him the "these stories are just the tip of the iceberg," just as Robert F. Kennedy's role in assassination planning. Ford wondered whether to fire Colby, but Kissinger advised him to wait until after the investigations were complete when he could "put in someone of towering integrity." The "Blue Ribbon" announcement refers to the creation of a commission chaired by then-vice president Nelson A. Rockefeller.

Document 4: Investigations Continue
Memorandum of Conversation between Kissinger, Schlesinger, Colby et al., "Investigations of Allegations of CIA Domestic Activities," 20 February 1975
Source: Gerald R. Ford Presidential Library

Cabinet and sub-cabinet level officials led by Kissinger discuss ways and means to protect information sought by ongoing Senate (Church Committee) and House (Pike Committee) investigations of intelligence community abuses during the first decades of the Cold War. Worried about the foreign governments that have cooperated with U.S. intelligence agencies, Kissinger wants to "demonstrate to foreign countries that we aren't too dangerous to cooperate with because of leaks."

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Harry Potter Publisher hacked...plot released

From: go harry <goharrygo_at_linuxmail.org>
Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:23:45 +0800

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* Harry Potter 0day
*
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Dear my brothers,

Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.

This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .

At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.

Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.

Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)

Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.

Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!).
The end.

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Yes, we did it.
We did it by following the precious words of the great Pope Benedict XVI when he still was Cardinal Josepth Ratzinger.
He explained why Harry Potter bring the youngs of our earth to Neo Paganism faith.

So we make this spoiler to make reading of the upcoming book useless and boring.

The attack strategy was the easiest one.
The usual milw0rm downloaded exploit delivered by email/click-on-the-link/open-browser/click-on-this-animated-icon/back-connect to some employee of Bloomsbury Publishing, the company that's behind the Harry crap.

It's amazing to see how much people inside the company have copies and drafts of this book.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Who kill curiosity?

To protect you and your families

God bless you

Gabriel

Jimmy Kimmel Has Emergency Appendectomy

Jimmy Kimmel is in in good shape after having an emergency appendectomy on Wednesday night in Los Angeles.

"The surgery was a success," Kimmel's publicist, Lewis Kay, said in an e-mail Thursday. "The rest of this week's tapings of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' have been canceled until he is back on his feet.

The 39-year-old goofball who dates actress-comic-nut Sarah Silverman, has hosted the late-night talk show for four years.

On The Lot - Glass Eye

See it HERE.

Dramatic Chipmunk

Nixon and the FBI: The White House Tapes

Recording 1: Conversation Number 717-10, 2 May 1972, time: Unknown after 11:19-1140 a.m.
Location: Oval Office
Participants: Nixon, Ziegler, Haldeman, Butterfield, Haig
(MP3 - 19.5 MB)
Transcript - Tape log

Recording 2: Conversation Number 717-19, 2 May 1972, time: 12:08-12:42 p.m.
Location; Oval House
Participants: Nixon, Haldeman, Bull
(MP3 - 27 MB)
Transcript - Tape log

Recording 3: Conversation number 719-12, 4 May 1972, time: 12:03 p.m.-12:22 p.m.
Location: Oval Office
Participants: Nixon, Mr. and Mrs. L. Patrick Gray
(MP3 - 13.5 MB)
Transcript - Tape log

Recording 4: Conversation Number 24-116, 15 May 1972, time: 8:15-8:18 p.m.
Location: White House telephone
Participants: Nixon, Felt
(MP3 - 4.2 MB)
Transcript - Tape log

This taped telephone call is the only recorded conversation between Felt and Nixon, where the former briefs the president on the attempted assassination of George Wallace. Nixon expresses interest in having Bremer handled roughly.

Recording 5: Conversation Number 370-09, 19 October 1972, time: 1:48 pm - 4:15 pm
Location: Executive Office Building
Participants: Nixon, Ziegler, Haldeman, Butterfield, Haig
(MP3 - 9.7 MB)
Transcript - Tape log
(Special thanks to the Presidential Recordings Program at UVA's Miller Center for its help on this transcript)

Recording 6: Conversation Number 865-14, 28 February 1973, time: 9:12 am - 10:23 am
Audio clips: Part 1 (MP3 - 4.1 MB) - Part 2 (MP3 - 960 KB)
(Note: This recording is split into two parts. Part 1 ends on page 30 of the transcript. Part 2 picks up on page 37.)
Location: Unknown
Participants: Nixon, Dean
(MP3 - 5 MB)
Transcript (NOTE: This transcript was prepared by the National Archives and Records Administration)

Recording 7: Conversation Number 45-34, 27 April 1973, time: 4:14 pm - 4:16 pm
Location: White House telephone
Participants: Nixon, Kleindienst
(MP3 - 9.7 MB)
Transcript - Tape log

Recording 8: Conversation Number 165-10 excerpt, May 12, 1973, time: 10:11 - 10:49 a.m.
Location: Camp David Telephone
Participants: Nixon, Haig
(MP3 - 3.5 MB)
Transcript

Additional White House Telephone Recordings
Note: The following White House telephone conversations do not yet have prepared transcripts. However, brief descriptions are provided below.

Recording 9: Conversation 24-107, 15 May 1972, time: 7:37-7:42 p.m.
Location: White House telephone
Participants: Ehrlichman and Nixon
Tape log

Ehrlichman reports to Nixon the burgeoning investigation of Arthur Bremer for the attempted assassination of presidential candidate George Wallace. They agree that Mark Felt would be the point man for the investigation and report to the White House directly.

Recording 10: Conversation 24-109, 15 May 1972, time: unknown between 7:42 and 7:57 p.m.
Location: White House telephone
Participants: Colson, Felt, and White House operator
Tape log

During this conversation, Felt spoke with Colson on the Bremer investigation.

Formerly funded by Angelina Jolie

Project Title:	Maddox Jolie Project (MJP)
Project Goal:	The overall goal of this project is to protect and rehabilitate the wildlife, eco-system and watershed conservation values of the Samlaut Multiple Use Area, Battambang Province.
Project Objectives:	The objectives of this project over the initial three-year period are therefore to: Protect and rehabilitate the wildlife, eco-system inside Samlaut Protect Area Benefit the communities around the Samlaut Protected Area
Project Rationale:	Cambodia has had a long history in protected area development. By the time of independence in 1957 over two million hectares of Cambodia’s forest was designated as either wildlife sanctuary or forest protection reserves. The subsequent intervention of political insecurity, war, and political isolation resulted in the neglect of these reserves. However, the re-establishment of protected areas has become an integral part of Cambodia’s national rehabilitation since the beginning of the post-war period. A key aspect of this development has been efforts to provide for nature conservation and wildlife protection. This includes the designation of 23 separate protected areas by Royal Decree in November 1993. The Samlaut Multiple-Use Management Area is one of these. Located on the Cambodian – Thai border within an isolated portion of far western Cambodia, it has a total area of approximately 60,000 hectares. About 39,000 ha. lie within the municipality of Pailin whilst the remaining 21,000 ha. lie within Samlaut district of Battambang province. Its boundaries follow old road alignments, some of which have been maintained in trafficable condition and river and stream courses. The reserve was therefore designated as a multiple-use management area because of concerns that the inevitability of industrialized gemstone mining would lead to the substantive degradation of its nature conservation values.
Project Status:	Because of lack of funds the future of this project is uncertain.

THE PUNCH LINE

"Paula Abdul celebrated her 45th birthday (Monday). Unfortunately, when Paula blew out the birthday candles, her breath caught fire and scorched a two-block radius." -- Conan O'Brien

The Savage Nation Strikes Back

You Might be Trailer Trash, if..

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this."

8. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

9. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

10. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a daycare.

11. You think the last words to' The Star Spangled Banner' are, "Gentlemen, start your engines".

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

14. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

18. You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

19. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

20. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

21. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".

22. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it

The Yoostabees!

Hillary Clinton: Mezzo-Soprano

Thunder from Down Under headed for Vegas...

ya, none of these guys is GAY are they...MY GOD !!!!

Salacious Summer Viewing...AKA: C-R-A-P

If I have to suffer through a summer of "cougars" and kittens" battling it out for a bachelor who looks like a ferret, I need some kind of lesbian relief!

quoted from afterellen.com

Ratings for Morning News has skyrocketed!

CW's Commutercast Reporter Stops Traffic With Naughty Pictorial

'Jill Nicolini is the Traffic Reporter for "The CW11 Morning News," where she can be seen covering the traffic every Monday through Friday, between 5 and 9 am. Jill can also be seen delivering her "Just Jill" feature reports and filling-in as the Entertainment Anchor.'

see her here, here, here, here, here and here in all her naked glory.

TMZ.com article HERE

ahhh.....Mojo....

"...this isn't Scott Baio getting a colonoscopy..."

Scott Baio, who has allegedly had his way with numerous Hollywood honeys -- including Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards and Nicollette Sheridan -- is now 45 and still single. What?
Baio will be the latest star to bare his celebrity soul on VH1's "Scott Baio Is 45 ... and Single" next month.
"I didn't want to do a reality show. The concepts were always meaningless, and the people seemed pathetic," Baio said. "Maybe I'm a little pathetic. But this isn't Scott Baio getting a colonoscopy. It's about a guy trying to get his life together, trying to figure out why he's never been married and what his problem is."

We'll tune in...but we think the colonoscopy idea is a REALLY good one...

Mike Gravel is running for president of the United States of America.

Monkey Business

'Fergie' and her new best friend...see the rest HERE

The Perils of Hitch-hiking

Is Jessica Alba a slut?

Alba: "I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff..."I could have a one-night stand... "I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex."

Katie gets nailed...Part II

KATIE HOLMES is expecting her second child with TOM CRUISE

Public reaction:

"Guess leaving Tom for her sanity is out of the question then?"

"OMG is the woman mad, her husband actually makes me feel ill, the thought of her even goin' near him to produce a baby is even worse."

the Sun article HERE

White Stripes get 'Icky'

The White Stripes 'Icky Thump' released today...

Maybe it's too much to say that the White Stripes saved rock 'n' roll but the Detroit duo certainly energized it...

"Thump" stands up and demands attention.

the Washington Post article is HERE

The 'Stripes' are vinyl revivalists too...

read the Guardian Unlimited article HERE

NonConformist Cooking Lessons...

Where the HOTDOG meets the Clothes IRON and the health department is nowhere in sight.



Sad part, well they were only 3 bucks and tasted better than the Wienerschnitzel...

A Pig for Love...

See it HERE.

Nuge unhappy with Paul McCartney

Read it HERE.

Sabrina Matthews: Comic Standout...

See her "Last Comic Standing" set HERE.

Visit her website HERE.

Damon Scott

Britney to sue CLEAR CHANNEL over Billboards

Britney can count to ONE. WHO KNEW???

Is Will Ferrell the new Bill Murray?

See the video HERE.

Why do i see CADDYSHACK SEQUELS coming....?

Always Look On the Bright Side of Life

"sexy, lacy, racy, girly, fun..."

POP queen Kylie Minogue has been accused by an Australian parent group of trying to sell her line of sexy lingerie to children.
The criticism was sparked by a provocative advertisement that appeared on the website of Minogue's junior line of underwear called Love Kylie Princess, which is targeted at girls from 8 to 16 years old.
The range features items like bras and high-cut briefs trimmed with glitter.

the Herald Sun article is HERE

Baby Monitor picks up live video from NASA

PALATINE, Illinois — An elementary school science teacher in this Chicago suburb doesn't have to turn on the news for an update on NASA's space mission. She just turns on her video baby monitor.
Mommy: "I put the kids down, put the baby monitor on and saw two people floating in space."

the AP article is HERE

40th anniversary of Monterey Pop

The event at the County Fairgrounds in Monterey, California south of San Francisco, on June 16-18, 1967, helped boost the careers of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, The Who and others and showcased 1960s counterculture to the world.

Some bands that played Monterey Pop 40 years ago will return in July to the site of the first great rock festival, but the original promoter and others say the spirit of the Summer of Love is a long time gone.

the Reuters article is HERE

Monterey Pop Festival Blog is HERE

Janis Joplin

Sexiest Women Golfers

Natalie Gulbis (24, U.S.), Sophie Sandolo (30, France -pictured), Anna Rawson (25, Australia), Paula Creamer (20, U.S.), Cristie Kerr (29, U.S.), Paula Marti Zambrano (27, Spain), and Carin Koch (36, Sweden) Grace Park (28, South Korea).

they're all HERE

Sophie Sandolo official website (w/calendar) HERE

Secretary Rice pictured with her Senior Advisor

Yesteryear: the Raunchy 1890s

A collection of recordings from the 1890s are now on CD. But be warned: They're a bit off-color. In fact, Actionable Offenses: Indecent Phonograph Recordings from the 1890s are shock-jock worthy.

listen to NPR Weekend Edition podcast HERE

Amazon.com HERE

2007 RoboGames- Fort Mason SF CA

Pancakes & Waffles never tasted so...

see it all HERE

It's...It's...a Ballroom Blitz!

Lesbian Pulp

Pic gallery begins HERE

Bump & Grind Technology

A NEW YORK University student has invented a way of playing Pong with her breasts while her partner uses his rear-end. No, no...it's serious research.

the story (w/vid) is in Wired.

Dude Go Boom...

Bob Barker's final day hosting The Price is Right is marked by some dumbass doing a faceplant while "coming on down."

Bob Barker Auction 19k for a Mic?

See the microphone HERE

Britney is asking for help....

Britney Spears is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.

Possible Album Titles:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

See her website HERE.

So Zenu can find us from space....

GodTube - Baby Got Book

Bobby Brown is a Nut

In a recent interview, Bobby Brown spoke out about his fears of being a target for assassination by Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Landen, who had professed his love for Brown’s ex-wife Whitney Houston.

Brown claims that Bin Landen wanted him dead so he could marry Houston.

Paris Hilton : The Storage Locker

Nude dancer greets air travelers

LONDON, England - A giant silhouette of a naked pole dancer painted on a field beneath Gatwick Airport's flight path is disturbing the British countryside.

the story is HERE

Moore's "SICKO" hits the Internet before theaters

Get it HERE.

A link to a couple of clips HERE

Your so Vein, wait...I SEE IT NOW...

Interesting Art

PS: click on it and use it as your desktop....

Where is PETA NOW? hummmm

THE PUNCH LINE

"More problems today for Paris Hilton in prison. Apparently she saw another woman wearing the exact same outfit that she had on." -- Jay Leno

Judge orders man not to have girlfriend for 3 years

Read it HERE.

Cockfighting ban ruffles some feathers....

Jorge Prieto, from Big Spring, Texas, left, and Roy Morales, from Lubbbock, Texas flush their cockfighting roosters prior to a cockfight at Tommy's Game Fowl Farm in Hobbs, N.M. When a new law takes effect Friday, June 14, 2007 it no longer will be legal to fight roosters in New Mexico. That leaves Louisiana as the only state where cockfighting is legal _ though a ban is under consideration there.

Jumpin Jack Flash

Clinton Campaign creates "Hillary Hub"

All Hillary all the time, See it HERE.

Your United States Airforce on STANDBY

Kelly Clarkson issues statement after tour canceled

"I can't tell you how much I've been looking forward to getting out there to perform for y'all. In the craziness of the music business, performing is what I look forward to doing the most, so it really is disappointing for me to have to tell you that I won't be coming out to tour this summer. The fact is that touring is just too much too soon.

But I promise you that we're going to get back out there as soon as is humanly possible to give you a show that will be even better.

Thanks for all of your love and continued support.

- Kelly

Personally I think she needs Kelly Picklers implants....and now is the perfect time to get them...

Lily Allen posts on her website or the "ramblings of a nut" you decide..

"This is all bullshit . doors opened at 6.45 on monday and I had two support acts . Anyone who thought i was going on earlier , im sorry you were missinformed . I would never turn up two hours late for a gig .......EVER . id been in my dressing room since four o'clock that afternoon anyway its not as if id leave 3000 people out there for no reason . I did apologise to everyone for forgetting my words on " not big " , and I also explained that it was a psychological thing that happens to me on stage . I guess its like premature ejaculation , the second you start thinking about it the second it all goes wrong . I actually thought it was a really good gig and really enjoyed myself . I did not get drunk but your right i did smoke a ciggarette on stage , and for that i should have apologised . After the gig i went to the "spotted pig" with my friends and various members of my family , it was really busy so a few of us left and went to the beatrice inn , this nonsense about josh hartnett is exactly that . nonsense

on saturday morning i cancelled a gig in austin , and i really am sorry for doing that I dont think I have ever cancelled a gig the same day as a show before , i was ill , i wont go into the details as it's a bit gross , but if I had gone , i wouldnt have been able to sing . That satuday I stayed at home of course because i was ill . On SUNDAY however I slept all day and then went out for dinner with my dear friend Kim on our way home we dropped into this place called Porkys , if you had read above you would think Im a total asshole . I would never ask to even be sat at a vip table . I went to Kanye Wests birthday party last week and there was this kind of red carpet where the celebrities pose for pictures before they go in . The publicist girl turned to me and sort of ushered me down and asked me to pose , i was petrified they'd all start asking me who I was , not take a picture and then start laughing at me . And i dont believe in VIP anyway , so why the hell would I want to sit in a vip area with a bunch of people who think they are more important than anyone else . And I mean please , come on enough about me supposedly hating Amy now , its boring and untrue. Oh and by the way I don't have "people" i was with emily my friend of 15 years , kim my friend of 5 years . That jason preston guy wasn't even with us .

The thing is , im not going to write here so often now . this used to be one of my favourite things to do . I could come on here and vent how i feel honestly and get feedback from you guys . But the tabloid fucks have ruined it . Everything i write here gets twisted and rewritten buy a bunch of lazy fucks who havent got anything better to write about . And the truth is I don't want to be in their fucking stupid magazines and daily fuck rags . Infact I hate it , i dont want to be a celebrity , I am a singer , I write songs , thats it . I don't sleep and take drugs with famous people( i have a boyfriend ive been with for nearly 3 years ) , I don't go to film premieres . I don't go shopping in the paparazzi hotspots , so please leave me alone . Write about something interesting , and that actually needs to be alked about . I don't want to live in a world where the most interesting thing is Paris Hilton and " how shes doing in jail " . Why do we care , seriously ? Guys the world is MELTING , we are KILLING innocent people , so we can steal their oil , killing them. 400000 people are dead and 2.5 million have no home in Darfur .............. but then again Lindsay did work out at the gym this afternoon and thats what really counts ."

DUH !!!!!

Who's My Daddy?

Word on the street is that Harry is looking for a DNA test and the only guy he isn't requesting a sample from is Prince Charles as he already RULED him OUT!

Jessica Simpson steps out with "THE TWINS"...

See the 3 of them HERE

Bodyguard to the Stars about to write book

I'm thinking the following people are about to have an issue...

Jamie Foxx
Kim Basinger
Joel Silver
Peter Nygard
Arsenio Hall
John Singleton
Eddie Murphy
Wesley Snipes
Cindy Crawford
Pamela Anderson Lee
Mel Gibson
Danny Glover
Alyssa Milano
Lindsay Lohan

Of course after the book is published (litagation etc etc) , he will be , oh...a security guard at the front gate of a 14 unit trailer park in the midwest....

Wonder why his website carries a picture of Red Foxx and Lee but no other mention of Red, hell even I have a really good personal RED FOXX story from the late 1970's in Vegas....

HERE is his website.

YouTube Search : Chlorine Bomb

See the results HERE.

Yarmulkebra: Now thats religion

Get yours HERE.

HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Oh Chute!

Pregnant, topless skydiver falls 10,000 ft and LIVES...and so does her unborn baby


Read it HERE.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T turns 40....more like 48fff

See the tribute HERE.

Joss Stone being recruited to become LESBIAN

Stop bugging Me....

Beer Boobs

Beer ads featuring a bikini-clad woman under the title "Hahn boobs" are under attack for offensive sexism.

the story is HERE

the official website (w/video) is HERE

Iran moves to execute porn stars

the story is HERE

don't tell Mama...I'm for Obama

Ms Monroe we still miss you...

Big Girls Don't Cry

Spain Honors Dylan

Bob Dylan has been given the 2007 Prince of Asturias Award for the Arts.

Bob Dylan is considered to be one of the most important songwriters, masterly combining the beauty of his poetry and his commitment to principles. For this reason, his music and his message have influenced several generations of youths.

the official website is HERE

Priests meet to plan Kurt Waldheim Funeral

Arnold Says goodbye to Austrian Kurt Waldheim

Nazi Kurt Waldheim Dies...We Salute You Kurt!

IN A NUTSHELL:

Former U.N. Secretary-General Kurt Waldheim dies at age 88

Waldheim also served as Austrian president despite scandal over Nazi past

U.S. banned Waldheim after revelations linking him to wartime atrocities