FlameOsapien - Robosapien V2 Flamethrower

Live Duck Cam

See it HERE.

Ed Shaughnessy vs. Buddy Rich Drum Battle

Animal vs Buddy Rich

Wonder if Bob Saget has seen THESE , i mean HER lately...

No Honey , it looks really nice on you...

See more HERE.

Narcissism

A group of French artists have started an entire project based upon the concept of Photoshopping themselves kissing themselves.
the photo gallery is HERE

Bar Fight

Hamas TV makes a martyr out of Mickey

A Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas-affiliated children's television program was beaten to death in the show's final episode Friday.
the story is HERE

Chile lake disappears

Scientists are trying to solve the mysterious disappearance of a large glacial lake in southern Chile.

the story is HERE

Immigration Bill fails, Mexican Army heads for US

They should reach San Diego by Christmas...

Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization

Check it out HERE.


Bigfoot Sound Recordings

• 1973 Whoop-Howl from Puyallup, Washington
  
• 1978 Whoop-Howl from Snohomish County, Washington
• 1993 Whoop-Howl from Del Norte County, California
• 1994 Moaning Howl from Columbiana County, Ohio
• 2004 Moaning Howl from Mississippi
  
• Best CD of Recordings -- The Sierra Sounds Collections

Beachers Madhouse Opens Tonight

See it HERE.

365°

Joel Siegel Dead at 63

Read about it Here!

See his reviews HERE.

What it is...

Happy Hour

Ratatouille: The 1st 9 Minutes

See them HERE.

2 dead dismantling Stones Stage after gig...

Two people died on the spot and two others were injured," a police prefecture spokesman said, without detailing the injuries of those hurt. Spanish media said one of the injured was badly hurt and that the other person had suffered slight injuries.

The police spokesman added the cause of the accident was not clear but Spanish media reported a metallic structure suspended some ten metres (33 feet) above the ground in which the labourers had been working had collapsed.

Guy Swipes Reporter’s Mic During iPhone Live Shot

hahahahhahahaha....see it HERE.

ICE ROAD TRUCKERS - On the History Channel

SUNDAY NIGHTS ROCK - See this GEM HERE.

Nazi Hunter - the Documentary

the film's official website (w/movie trailer) is HERE

The public meltdown of Lauryn Hill

OAKLAND - 32-year-old New Jersey singer-rapper Lauryn Hill moved further into the realm of the bizarre Wednesday night during a late-starting sold-out show at Oakland's Paramount Theatre.
Audience response was divided between cheers and boos. Others sat and stood in silence, their mouths agape at what they were hearing and seeing. Some concert goers who had paid as much as $89.50 for tickets were requesting refunds.

the San Francisco Chronicle article is HERE

Bush/Cheney continue to thumb noses at America

Bush faces off with Congress over subpoenas
Boston Globe article HERE

Cheney Refuses To Comply With Executive Order
CBS News article HERE

Ya, like we needed the coroner's report for that...

Comedian Richard Jeni appears in this undated photo released by Jonas PR. Jeni, who shot himself to death in March, had a history of mental illness and was hospitalized late last year for suicidal depression, according to a coroner's report obtained Thursday June 28, 2007

Cuba Gooding Jr. goes long...REALLY LONG!

Where's the Fence?

See the campaign HERE.

Carson's last TV appearance

Johnny Carson DUI 1982

"I Killed My Family" - The TV Movie

John Stamos has ISSUES...

Weirdness reaches a whole new level

The Benoit murder-suicide has entered into the realm of the bizarre.

Apparently, somebody posted an entry in the former wrestler’s Wikipedia page announcing the death of his wife.

One little problem….

The entry was posted by someone in Connecticut thirteen hours before the bodies were discovered in Georgia...

"oh YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"...as the Macho Man would say.....

Benoit's Doctor has License Suspended for...

"REASONS RELATED TO COMPETENCE AND CHARACTER"

Read the report HERE.

FIRE FIRE FIRE

Paris told Larry King she's never done drugs...cough

Benicio Del Toro spotted in Beverly Hills

Nigerian 419 SCAM goes AMERICAN

THIS IS A GREAT READ....

Dear Friend,

Permit the manner with which I am seeking your assistance but I am short of
options and have no other choice. I am Jonathan Charles from the hospitality
state (Mississippi), an army contractor attached to the US Military
force in Iraq. The reason why I’m contacting you is to explain my
findings to you and to seek
for your assistance to enable you contributes immensely to the actualization of
my dream.

I am attached to the US army for the sole purpose of reconstruction work in
some parts of Iraq. As you know very well Iraq is gradually undergoing a
rebuilding process in some
parts and there is much need for reconstruction which was why I was invited. I
evaluate the level of destruction and offer professional advice in line with
the way they intend rebuilding and reconstructing damaged facilities. Work has
been risky no doubt and challenging as sometimes we are faced hard on with
armed insurgents where we lose some soldiers during confrontation. I have had
my own share of losses as I lost a friend whom I have known for 12 years. On
the 27th day of March 2007, at about 11:00 hrs during a normal inspection
routine along Haifa Street where there is long rough high-rise buildings which were
built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein when he was alive, I with other 3
soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation work while I
was closely guided by soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar which
I presumed to be a storage room, I decided to have a look at it, only for me to
kick the metal covering and find a metal boxes (5 in number) piled on top one
another which were locked with a padlock each with a sign written in each of
them.

Upon forcing the boxes open, we discovered several guns, amour and some
boxes amongst
which two contained guns and bullets, one filled with hard drugs (heroine) and
the other two to my amazement contained some US Dollars and kilograms
of alluvial
Gold, which we counted and discovered that the money in one of the
boxes amounted
to $9.2 Million. I believe the boxes owned and linked to the Al Qaeda
and Ayman al-Zawahiri.

I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy so that we can have
the money
and alluvial Gold to our selves, they all agreed to the plan of getting the
money out of the country, but first we had to hide the money and alluvial Gold
in some safe and untraceable location. We secretly kept the boxes in a safer place
after which we handed over the drugs and the weapons to our superiors. I am now
in desperate need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would
receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars and alluvial Gold
for me until my assignment elapses here. We cannot afford to leave the boxes here
in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday.
We have no
idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point. I
am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next, but on receiver of your
response, I will send my picture as well as my Identity, for you to know whom
you are dealing with.

I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund and some quantity of the
alluvial Gold, please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret within you
so that my job would not be jeopardized.

My Sincere Regards,

Jonathan Charles.

You can contact me with my private email: jonathancharles01@yahoo.co.in

Cooking with Cannabis

JAKARTA - Indonesian Vice President, who opposes legalizing marijuana, doesn't mind the drug being used in cooking...
the Reuters UK article is HERE

Drug Agents Raid Chris Benoit's Doctors Office

State and federal drug agents staged a late-night raid of the offices of pro wrestler Chris Benoit's personal physician and met with the district attorney investigating the Benoit murder-suicide on Thursday morning to see if any charges should be filed.

Since they don't have a person to prosecute obviously the agents were trying to save lives....Morons...

The Guinea Pig: Zero cholesterol!

Peru Celebrates Tasty Guinea Pigs

the CBS News story is HERE

Home Away from...Well...EVERYONE...

The DH1 Disaster House is one man's solution to the problem of homelessness—only problem is that it costs and arm and a leg—and that is usually not an option if you have lost everything to one of Nature's bad moods.

Designed by Californian architect Gregg Fleishman, the DH1 comes in flatpack form and you don't even need nails to put it together. Slot the parts, made of European birch plywood, together and—voilá! instant dwelling.

The DH1's structural floor cleverly sits 30 inches off the ground (anyone rich who is still recovering from this year's Glastonbury trauma, put the DH1 on next year's shopping list), so no unsightly seepage from underneath.

There are several drawbacks, though—first, the price of $22,000 would be beyond the reach of most disaster victims. If biblical rains follow the disaster, then you're going to get wet, unless you have a canvas or plastic sheet—and a big one—to hand. Third—and don't bad things always come in threes?—a high wind may mean you wake up to find you're not in Kansas any more, Dorothy, unless you were smart and moored your DH1 four ways to a concrete block.

DH1 Disaster House, from stack of plywood to dwelling in no time flat

Why do I see this in the NEEDLESS MARKUP 2007 Christmas Catalog?

and the target audience for this is...

Apple IPhone Target Audience - Linesitter...

The DELL Marketing Team

The Verdict? Paris Hilton is still an idiot!

Appearing on 'Larry King Live' last night, Paris Hilton proves she is steeped in denial; is vacuous, vacant, shallow and incredibly stupid... Oh, she's still filthy freaking rich...



a hell of a lot more video HERE

Mother's Milk?

Polish weekly Wprost cover depicts Chancellor Angela Merkel breast-feeding the Kaczynski twins. But it could have been worse, the editor-in-chief points out. At least they used a 21-year-old model.

the story is HERE

Juries get verdict wrong in one of six cases

Read it HERE.

Vivica A Fox: The Police Report

See it HERE.

Pick up your toys!

George Maloof roots out new customers

The Palms owner George Maloof strolling through the casino with a pig on a leash...

Tuesday he shot a commercial for the Palms' new Bistro Buffet in Las Vegas.

During the final scene, he is shown at a table while a white baby pig is shown pigging out.

Maloof looks at the pig and says, "You're lucky I like you."

Two pigs were used in the shoot, one named Molly.

The commercial will air in about two weeks.

"The one on the left is a Little Bigger"

O'Reilly claims Lesbian Gang Epidemic

Russia lays claim to the North Pole - and all its gas, oil, and diamonds

These of course are the same people who sold us Alaska in 1867 for about two cents per acre...
Note to Self: Russian leader Vladimir Putin is a NUT.

Spice Girls Reunion and World Tour

The group said the shows would be in Los Angeles on Dec. 7; Las Vegas on Dec. 8; New York on Dec. 11; London on Dec. 15; Cologne, Germany, on Dec. 20; Madrid, Spain, on Dec. 23; Beijing on Jan. 10; Hong Kong on Jan. 12; Sydney, Australia, on Jan. 17; Cape Town, South Africa, on Jan. 20; and Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan. 24.

A car, some missle shaped balloons,that spells FUN!

I don't care who you are....that's funny.

IPHONE Predictions

At least one person will die trying to buy one this week.

Many people will get trampoled attempting to buy one.

Morons will spend the night in line and sell them on Ebay.

The operating system will crash repeatedly like all first generation products.

Apple will discontinue this version before christmas.

Steve Jobs will continue to make money.

Apple will sell more PDA/PHONE/IPOD's than computers.

Fashion designer Liz Claiborne dead at 78

No word on who's clothes and makeup she will be buried in as of press time....

Detailed WWE/Benoit timeline

As the WWE trys to distance itself from its obviously troubled employee, they have posted an exact timeline of there involvement with him this past weekend. Read it HERE.

Six Ladies Converting To ISLAM for Tiffany Gift Bags...

See it HERE

Aguilera Brings flotation devices to Shanghai

Here's Johnny...

VIDEO OF THE WEEK: "Good Cop, Baby Cop"

The newest star of the Web is Pearl McKay, the 2-year-old daughter of comedian and director Adam McKay. Pearl first starred in "The Landlord," a video by McKay and Will Ferrell that caused a minor sensation and helped launch the video Web site FunnyorDie.com.

As Ferrell's demanding, boozing landlord, she demanded Ferrell's money so that she could "get my drink on." Now, she's back and she's taking names. In "Good Cop, Baby Cop" (), she's brought in to elicit a confession from Ferrell, whom she leaves in tears. It's to be Pearl's last video, though; the video ends with a title card announcing her "baby retirement. See it HERE.

DOWNLOAD THIS:

Elvis Costello, "The First 10 Years Podcast Series"

Elvis Costello is recounting the beginning of his career in this remarkable podcast series, which is now up to three episodes. Varying in length from six to 14 minutes, the podcasts are available for free on iTunes and will run until early August. It's meant as promotion for Costello's new "The Best of Elvis Costello: The First 10 Years," but Costello's musings are worth a listen with or without the album.

THE PUNCH LINE

"PARIS HILTON WILL DO HER FIRST INTERVIEW WEDNESDAY WITH LARRY KING. THEY'RE BILLING IT AS 'CRANKY MEETS SKANKY.'" -- Jay Leno

So much more than the girl next door...

On the new show "Venus Envy," a group of single women will compete to land a gorgeous gal who prefers other gorgeous gals.
We predict this show will become a television Juggernaut...
learn more/visit casting link at TMZ.com
AND/OR
check out Audition.com
San Francisco casting at craigslist.com

BBC's Torchwood: Gay Science Fiction?

The series is only up to the second episode and already there’s been two same-sex kisses.
In episode one the guy uses his special alien sex spray to pick up a woman at a bar...
In episode two a young girl is possessed by a sex-mad alien who seduces anyone that comes near, including shy heroine Gwen (Eve Myles). Cue steamy girl-girl kissing scene.

watch video HERE
official website is HERE

Ya Gotta Fight, For Your Right, to...

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — COURT APPROVES PRISON SMUT
Sweden is a land known for cheap furniture, meatballs, blonde women and, well, porn. In fact, it seems porn is such a national institution that it can't even be denied to the nation's sex offenders.
Swedish article HERE
German article HERE

Sex Toys that Changed the...

check them out HERE

Benoit Divorce Papers Expose Violence

Read them HERE.

What did Paris Order in Jail?

See it HERE.

BREAKING NEWS: Vince McMahon Statement

Last night on 'Monday Night Raw,' the WWE presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Chris Benoit. However, now some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent. Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit tonight. On the contrary, tonight's show will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, the WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world -- entertain you."

Chris Benoit Text Messages and House

Before he killed himself, Chris Benoit sent a series of text messages to WWE co-workers, some from his dead wife's cell phone. According to WWE.com, all five text messages were sent between 3:53 AM and 3:58 AM on June 24.

The messages revealed that Benoit's suicide was planned as he distributed information on where to find his remains, and the enclosed the location of his attack dogs.

Below are the times and content of text messages Benoit sent to co-workers:

• 3:53 AM - Chris Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
• 3:53 AM - Chris Benoit's cell phone: "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open."
• 3:54 AM - Nancy Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
• 3:55 AM - Nancy Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
• 5:58 AM - Nancy Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"

See SAT view of the house HERE.

Wrestling Deaths and Steroids

See the list HERE.

WWE Speaks after Press Conference by Police

WWE® Shocked At Latest Developments In Benoit Tragedy, Concerned By Sensationalist Reporting

STAMFORD, Conn., June 26, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment is stunned and saddened by the details released by local authorities concerning the double homicide-suicide involving Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son, Daniel.

However, WWE is concerned with the sensationalistic reporting and speculation being undertaken by some members of the media following the press conference held by the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department and the District Attorney. During the press conference, the investigating authorities made the following points, all of which run contrary to the media speculation that "roid rage" was a factor in the senseless murders and suicide:

1. The authorities stated that all drugs found in the house were believed to be legal prescriptions.

2. Steroids were not, and could not, be related to the cause of death (asphyxiation). Authorities had no factual basis to speculate as to Benoit’s state of mind, and rightly did not do so.

3. Toxicology tests have not even been completed, so there is no current evidence that Benoit even had steroids or any other substance in his body. In that regard, on the last test done on Benoit by WWE's independently administered drug testing program, done on April 10, 2007, Benoit tested negative.

4. The physical findings announced by authorities indicate deliberation, not rage. The wife's feet and hands were bound and she was asphyxiated, not beaten to death. By the account of the authorities, there were substantial periods of time between the death of the wife and the death of the son, again suggesting deliberate thought, not rage. The presence of a Bible by each is also not an act of rage.

5. WWE strongly suggests that it is entirely wrong for speculators to suggest that steroids had anything to do with these senseless acts, especially when the authorities plainly stated there is no evidence that Benoit had steroids in his body, pending the toxicological reports, and that they had no evidence at this time as to the motive for these acts.

WWE is continuing to monitor the ongoing investigation being conducted by local authorities.

Sizemore: Back to the Slammer!

Read Tom's Punishment Here!