Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex

A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.

James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend

Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.

The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.

Vincent Gallo: Actor or NUT?

See the rest of his items for sale HERE.

Vincent Gallo's Sperm
$1 Million

Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts.

Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.

Those of you who have found this merchandise page are very well aware of Mr. Gallo's multiple talents, but to add further insight into the value of Mr. Gallo's sperm, aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes.

There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs.

Though his features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female. Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes.

Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the child.

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Hey Buckwheat... Nice Hat-Fro

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SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT AMERICA, BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVERYONES WATCHING...

Ritual Abuse of Marines

Oh go on, nothing says "LETS GO TO WAR" like this...JUST CLICK HERE

Regular Customer Gives Waitress His Kidney

CLEVELAND -- The tip waitress Barbara Rector received is better than cash -- it's a new kidney.

Rector is recovering from transplant surgery at the Cleveland Clinic. Her kidney was donated by Don Bedwell, a regular customer at the Chinese restaurant where Rector works.

When Bedwell offered to donate one of his kidneys, Rector's family didn't think much about it.
But he was serious, and he turned out to be a match.

Bedwell said he doesn't think donating the kidney is any big deal. He said he needed to lose a few pounds, anyway.

Seasons Beatings: Holiday shopping gets underway

Just as most folks were recovering from holiday feasts, WALLMART became the latest stop for freelancers hoping to get into the WWE.

Two locations seen HERE and HERE, show the opening of the franchise at 6am. from the video it looks like a wonderful time was had by all...

If you were lucky to be in Texas over zealous security fired pepper spray into the crowds of shoppers in the electronics department, witnesses say a Beaumont Texas police officer - identified by the Beaumont Police Department as Officer Avie Ownby - told the crowd to back up. They say the officer then pulled out his can of pepper spray and sprayed it into the crowd.

now thats customer service huh...

Interactive Voice Response - A Cheat Sheet

Are you TIRED of those AUTOMATED VOICE RESPONSE systems that corporate america has forced us to put up with?, well this should provide some relief for the "little people".

Located HERE is a collection of inside/secret telephone numbers and codes to get you past corporate americas biggest automated telephone systems...

Ralph Nader's view on this subject can be found HERE

And if your looking for exact addresses to complain to for the corporate giants, well, I'd start HERE.

Drinking Mistakes...

And after an evening tied naked to his high school flag pole Kevin swore he would never drink again...

Osama Meets With Sr Advisor

Busted! Chesty mermaid splashes debate

Single complaint over 'Siren' sparks obscenity alarm

A sculpture of a mermaid in South Florida is causing debate among the public, as the cups runneth over on the artwork.

At issue is "The Siren," a piece created by artist Norman Gitzen, now on display at the Wellington Community Center.The mermaid will surface at next weeks village council meeting, after a single phone call by an anonymous woman was received at the town's switchboard. "If they find her obscene, are they saying all large-breasted women are obscene?" Gitzen asked the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. "The world is full of large-breasted women."

Gitzen thinks he may have even been modest when creating the chest of the figure, and he's looking for an engineer to determine if the breasts are proportional to her 10-foot-tall, 6-foot-wide stature. Gitzen says such an analysis could find his work "underboobed." Vice Mayor Lizbeth Benacquisto apparently has no problem with the mermaid, as she noticed it as a work in progress at the Wellington Art Society's annual Art Walk."Something about the piece sort of calls to you," she told the paper. "She's just so comfortable with herself and her form. It's just something very moving for me as a woman. The comfort of her with herself, I thought was great.

And she's got a lot to be comfortable with."Local resident Anita Nebb is OK with the statue, noting "Some people say they should cover the breasts. Let them go to the museum. Some people want to bring up their families with blinders on."

BEER GO BOOM

Old Hank thought he locked the back of his truck before he started off on his daily deliveries, little did he know tomarrow he would be unemployed.

Safest and Most Dangerous Cities in U.S.A

The following are the safest and most dangerous cities with populations over 75,000, according to Morgan Quitno Press.

Safest Cities:
1. Newton, Mass.
2. Clarkstown, N.Y.
3. Amherst, N.Y.
4. Mission Viejo, Calif.
5. Brick Township, N.J.
6. Troy, Mich.
7. Thousand Oaks, Calif.
8. Round Rock, Texas
9. Lake Forest, Calif.
10. Cary, N.C.

Most Dangerous Cities:
1. Camden, N.J.
2. Detroit
3. St. Louis
4. Flint, Mich.
5. Richmond, Va.
6. Baltimore
7. Atlanta
8. New Orleans
9. Gary, Ind.
10. Birmingham, Ala.

THE CNN NETWORK FLASHES A BIG 'X' OVER VP'S FACE DURING LIVE SPEECH

CNN was airing Vice President Dick Cheney's speech live from the American Enterprise Institute in Washington -- when a large black 'X' repeatedly flashed over the vice president's face.

The 'X' over Cheney's face appeared each time less than a second, creating an odd subliminal effect. As one 'X' flashed over Cheney's face CNN ran a headline at the bottom of its screen: "CHENEY: I DO NOT BELIEVE IT IS WRONG TO CRITICIZE."One top White House source expressed concern about what was aired over CNN."Is someone in Atlanta trying to tell us something?" A CNN spokesman did not return repeated calls late Monday night.

Ya, they are trying to tell you something alright, THE GUYS RUNNING THE COUNTRY SUCK !!! whooo hooo....

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be FRICKIN HUGE...

Apparently WWE wrestler the late great Andre the Giant had a child, see if you can spot her in this photo on a night out with her friends...

Moron TRYS to run from reporters question...

Check out the video HERE.

Student Allegedly Urinates in Ice Machine

CARLISLE, Ky. - A Nicholas County High School student was suspended after he was accused of urinating in an ice machine that at least 31 people got ice from before the incident was reported.

Ben Buckler, chief of police for Nicholas County Schools, said another student dared the boy, who told officials he relieved himself in the ice machine in the gymnasium lobby just before physical education class Wednesday.

School law officials say charges will be filed, although officials were still trying to decide Thursday what to charge him with.

He was suspended for 10 days, pending an expulsion hearing.

Other students witnessed the incident, but it wasn't reported to Principal Doug Bechanan until Thursday morning. By the time the machine was taken out of service, some students and staff had taken ice from the machine.

School officials contacted the Department of Public Health in Frankfort.
"They said it was gross and morally wrong but not a health risk," Buckler said.

Health officials said urine is sterile because the body has its own filtering system. If any bacteria did make it through, the ice's temperature would have killed it.
But some students, parents and staff remained worried.

The Nicholas County School Board is picking up doctor bills "to ease the minds" of those who were exposed and want to be checked out anyway.
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Job Description: "Whale Penis Inspector"?...

and then Tiny drove away...

Bees Battle "Hornets From Hell"

A small but highly efficient killing machine lurks in the mountains of Japan—the Japanese giant hornet. The voracious predator pumps out a dose of venom with an enzyme so strong it can dissolve human tissue. Just a handful of these hornets can kill 30,000 European honeybees within hours. Watch an attack of giant hornets on a beehive, and learn the surprising secret that Japanese honeybees use in their defense.

You can watch the war HERE.

Male sex drug keeping a woman alive

A woman suffering from rare Primary Pulmonary Hypertension [PPH] is making medical history after being chosen as one of only four women in the world to take Cialis, an ED drug commonly used to treat male impotence.

Encouraged by early results of Cialis, doctors are optimistic about her improving health conditions. Catherine Lee from Hull takes heavy doses of the erectile dysfunction treating drug which is similar to the dosage prescribed for 10 men. PPH is a one in a million disease and Cialis works on her because it is a vasodilator drug. It dilates the blood vessels in the lungs. Cialis which works on the same principle as Viagra lasts longer than any other ED drugs. In Catherine's case, Cialis relaxes arteries in her lungs which allow blood to be pumped through.

Mischa Barton: I see Boobie...

As you can see from the photo above Ms Barton is no stranger to the wardrobe malfunction, well this week on FOX's The OC the censor's missed her nipple popping out as she jumped out of bed, interesting because she clearly is seen covering it afterward...Judge for yourself its right HERE.

Pony Express?

White Trash Hot Tub

Would You Like FRIES Those Vows?

Man Finds Future Bride While Picking Up Lunch

IRWIN, Pa. -- It's a marriage -- to go.

Ken Sinchar and Lori Sherbondy tied the knot at a McDonald's drive-through in North Huntingdon Township, Pa.

They thought it was only fitting, considering they fell in love at the drive-through four years ago.

She was working the window, and he was buying his lunch when they met.

It took some convincing to get the McDonald's owner to agree. But the other night the couple rolled down the windows to their minivan, while a district judge pronounced them husband and wife.

Turning the Tables on Paparazzi

Sunset Protective , the company that protects such stars as Brad and Ms Joli have an interesting feature on there website, Pictures of the paparazzi who stalk the famous folks that they are protecting. Check it out, its pretty funny stuff...

Of course the photo up above contained someone not so lucky, Princess Diana.

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Woman in Beer Costume UNWELCOME

A WOMAN dressed as a giant pint of beer has been banned from Fringe venues which prohibit alcohol.

The woman, who does promotional work for the Caledonian Brewery, was thrown out of several Fringe venues because they do not allow alcohol on the premises.

Jolene McKie, who was dressed as a pint of beer to promote Deuchars beer, was told to leave the Fringe enclosure on the Royal Mile and escorted from the Meadows during Fringe Sunday.

Ms McKie and another member of the Deuchars promotion team were handing out free postcards about the drink when they were approached by stewards.

They were told that they could not stay in the Meadows because it was a dry area which did not allow the sale or consumption of alcohol.

Fringe chiefs today defended barring the pretend pint of beer from their venues, saying it gave a bad impression during family events.

But the city council today said there was no reason to ban Ms McKie from dressing up as a large alcoholic drink.

Ms McKie, a 21-year-old Australian doing a few weeks' work for the brewery during the festival period, explained to stewards that she was not selling alcohol or even giving out discounts, but she was told it was "a family event" and was escorted from the park.

She said: "I was told by the stewards I needed a special licence as I was promoting alcohol in a dry area. I'm sure they wouldn't have said anything if I'd been dressed as a giant banana."
Marie Moser, marketing manager at Caledonian Brewery, was with the pint when they were asked to leave. She revealed that they had been told to leave the area in front of the City Chambers because it was reserved for street artists.

"I was very surprised because we were just giving out postcards, not beer or beer vouchers," she said. "We behave responsibly, avoiding doing things like having our photographs taken with children."

The marketing manager said they had thought the costume was in tune with the fun of the Fringe. She added that they were even promoting the Fringe with the postcards which said "Fringe Benefits".

Ms Moser said that up till now the only problem the pint had experienced was getting knocked over by children because of the poor visibility within the foam suit.

A spokeswoman for the Fringe said: "Fringe Sunday is a family event and while we admire the creativity of this particular exercise we cannot enable people to promote alcohol."
A city council spokeswoman said: "It is a Fringe event so it is up to the Fringe what takes place on the site. The conditions of their licence do not rule out promoting alcohol."

Cops Nab Sex Offender Clad in Rope, Feces

MEDFORD, Ore. - A registered sex offender who fashioned a loin cloth from a rope and piece of lawn furniture was arrested near a high school, where he asked four girls for a ride to the mall or a motel, police said.

Kelly James Bailey, 33, of Greenwater, Wash., was wearing only the rope when he shocked a Medford woman by appearing in her back yard Thursday morning.
Before he left, Bailey, who appeared to be covered in feces, ran away with a strip of leopard-print vinyl peeled from the seat of lawn chair, said Medford police Lt. Mike Moran.

More than an hour later, four North Medford High School girls were waiting in a car near the school when Bailey — now wearing blue jeans, but still covered in the apparent fecal matter — approached the car. He asked the girls for a ride to the Red Carpet Inn or the Rogue Valley Mall.
"The girls wisely rolled up their windows and left," Moran said.

The girls alerted authorities, who spotted Bailey running near campus.

"When we caught him, he still appeared to be covered in fecal matter," Moran said. "He told us, though, he was partying with girls the night before and somehow ended up rolling around in tomato paste."

As officers patted him down, they found that he had used the rope and vinyl strip to make a primitive loin cloth.

"I think it's definitely the strangest case of the day," Moran said.

Bailey was lodged in Jackson County Jail on charges of theft, trespassing, criminal mischief and failing to register as a sex offender in Oregon. He was held on $24,000 bail.

The theft charge was for allegedly taking the vinyl strip, Moran said.

Booze and Gun Store in Nevada

Well lets see, I'd like some Gin, a 5th of Vodka, one of those ShotGuns on sale, some AMMO and OH YA, ALL THE MONEY IN YOUR CASH REGISTER...

I miss the days when you could get a beer opened at the window of a drive through liquor store....glad to see there are still OPTIONS...

photo taken in Fallon Nevada 2005

Man Recovers From Chimp Attack

6 Months After Testicle, Fingers,Foot and part of his Face mauled, Owner returns Home.

A California man who was savagely mauled by chimpanzees in March is back home today after six months in the hospital.

St. James Davis, 62, and his wife, LaDonna, were celebrating the 39th birthday of their former pet chimp, Moe, at the Animal Haven Ranch when two young chimps broke out of their cages and viciously attacked the couple. Davis lost most of his fingers, parts of his foot, a testicle and parts of his face, and both chimps were shot dead during the attack.

"I am thankful that God and this hospital allowed St. James to come to me again," LaDonna Davis, who lost a thumb in the attack, said in a press conference Tuesday when her husband left the hospital. "We are not finished with our life together and our affection for each other."
LaDonna Davis told "Good Morning America" she and her husband still believe most chimps are not dangerous.

"Every animal, every being has good," LaDonna Davis told "Good Morning America" in March. "That's what you have to bring out of them."

Raising Him Like a Son

The Davises adopted Moe from Tanzania shortly after he was born, and by all accounts, loved him like a son. They taught him to wear clothes, to takes showers and to use the toilet, according to the Los Angeles Times.

"Moe was like their child in many ways," Gloria Allred, the Davis' attorney, told "GMA" today.

"They didn't have children and they were a family."

But after Moe bit a police officer in 1998 and a woman the following year, the chimpanzee was removed from the Davis' home by animal control officers and after a long custody battle ended up in the Animal Haven Ranch, about 30 miles east of Bakersfield, Calif.

The Davises visited him regularly, and were sharing birthday cake with him on March 3, when two young male chimps named Buddy and Olly broke out of their cages and attacked.
"When we made eye contact, the charge was on," LaDonna Davis told "GMA" in March. "There was no stopping anything."

La Donna Davis said the chimps pushed her forward so she fell into her husband with her arm around his neck. A chimp then bit off her left thumb, and St. James pushed her away to try to save her. The chimps then jumped on him, one at his head and one at his foot. The chimps, who each weighed more than 130 pounds, were shot and killed after the attack.

Moe played no role in the attack.

St. James Davis sustained multiple serious injuries and had at least 12 surgeries and physical therapy at the Loma Linda Medical Center. In June doctors took him out of an induced coma and removed his breathing tube. He returned home on Tuesday.

"He has a good attitude and to bring him home I think will help him emotionally," LaDonna Davis told "GMA" today. "This will bring him the ability ot heal inside and outside a lot faster."

LaDonna Davis said her husband suffered nightmares when he was first in the hospital and his short-term memory took longer to return than his long-term memory.

"It's a challenge and I have to say that once in a while I get a little angry but you have to let that go," she said. "If you don't let go you can't go forward."

Davis would not comment on whether or not there would be any legal actions against the ranch. There will be no attempts to bring Moe back to the Davis house as local laws will not allow it.

Soap Dispenser in Gay Bar

Breasts Not Bombs -WooooWhooo...

Police arrested two members of an organization called Breasts Not Bombs after they removed their tops during a protest on the steps of the state Capitol on Monday afternoon.

The women, who were protesting Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's ballot measures for today's special election, took off their shirts despite warnings from the California Highway Patrol last week that doing so would lead to their arrests — and possibly their inclusion on the state's list of sex offenders. A federal judge Friday refused to grant a request from Breasts Not Bombs to block the police from arresting topless protesters.

Officials at the Sacramento County district attorney's office said they have not decided whether to prosecute the protesters, and if they do, whether to seek to have them listed as sex offenders.

"We have done these demonstrations from San Francisco to Mendocino to the gates of the White House and never been restrained in this way," said Breasts Not Bombs member Sherry Glaser of Albion, Calif., near Mendocino, addressing about 100 onlookers.

Soon after, Glaser, 45, removed her top and was promptly arrested. Renee Love, 40, also of Albion, was arrested after she removed her top. Both were charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and going beyond the scope of their permit to demonstrate on state property.
"The permit specifically said that nudity would not be allowed," said Tom Marshall, a CHP spokesman. "We're clearly following the law as it was written. They took us to court Friday seeking a restraining order to stop us from arresting them and the judge came down on our side."

Angered that Glaser and Love could be listed on the sex offender registry if convicted of lewd acts, state Sen. Gloria Romero (D-Los Angeles) joined the protesters before their arrests to announce that she would introduce legislation to decriminalize the baring of breasts in public. "While it is legal for men to go shirtless in public in California," she said, "women risk being classified as sex offenders for baring the same body parts."

You can check out the groups webspace HERE. WoooooooWhoooooo.......

Orgasms "turn off" part of female brains

Scientists report that parts of a woman's brain switch off when she has an orgasm, including regions involved with emotion. Neuroanatomists from the University of Gronigen ran PET scans on women as they were resting, getting diddled by their partner's fingers, experiencing the "big O," or faking it.

From New Scientist:
“At the moment of orgasm, women do not have any emotional feelings,” says Gert Holstege of the University of Groningen in the Netherlands....As the women were stimulated, activity rose in one sensory part of the brain, called the primary somatosensory cortex, but fell in the amygdala and hippocampus, areas involved in alertness and anxiety. During orgasm, activity fell in many more areas of the brain, including the prefrontal cortex, compared with the resting state...

In one sense the findings appear to confirm what is already known, that women cannot enjoy sex unless they are relaxed and free from worries and distractions. "Fear and anxiety levels have to go down for orgasm. Everyone knows this but we can see it happening in the brain," (Holstege) explains.From an evolutionary point of view, it could be that the brain switches off the emotions during sex because at such times the chance to produce offspring becomes more important than the survival risk to the individual.

Holstege points to the extraordinary behaviour seen in some animals during the breeding season, such as March hares, when the urge to mate seems to override the usual fear of predators.

AREA 51 - A Photo Essay

A Boy and His Sheep...

I don't remember this SIGN on my DRIVERS TEST?

I believe this sign is posted in front of the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills...

A Family Photo?

Police: Two NFL cheerleaders arrested at Tampa bar

Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday.

Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.

Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while Thomas was charged with one count of battery.

The two women were taken to Hillsborough County jail, where they both bonded out later Sunday morning.

Yet Another Holiday Gift Classic

Well, isn't this the best knife block you've ever seen in your life? Forget bland polished beech, this is award winning stuff.

Designed by the Italian design guru Raffaele Iannello, the 'Voodoo' - or as I like to call it the 'All Men Are Bastards' knife block, is destined to find its place among the greats in the top design museums of the world.

It comes complete with a set of 5 stainless steel knives: a paring knife; bread knife; carving knife and a large and small chopping knife. Each of the five knives is held in place by a small magnet in the body, and the blades are protected at the rear by a frosted plastic sleeve. Brilliant design, superb humour, what more could you want in your kitchen (and wouldn't it make the ultimate present for any number of occasions).

Buy it HERE.

Kids Never Listen: The Video

Ya tell them to leave the door latches alone and yet they seem to know more than you do, well everyone except this guy, check him out HERE.

Porn Shoot Gone Wrong

You can enjoy an a Adult Film camera shot gone BAD by clicking HERE.

Gitchy Gitchy Gooooo....

No 'Chicken Little' - Kids see suicide

A Times Square movie theater laid an egg at a showing of "Chicken Little" last night.

Adults and kids expecting to watch Disney's G-rated animated flick at the AMC Empire 25 theater on 42nd St. were instead presented with a foreign film that opened with a young man committing suicide.

"It's pandemonium," Joshua Gallo, 30, told the Daily News as he rushed out of the theater with his 5-year-old son and 1-year-old daughter. "The kids are crying. The mothers are screaming for the managers to stop the film."

Terrified children didn't know what to do as they watched a young boy hang himself from a tree at the 8:45 p.m. screening.

After five minutes, "Andrea," a Spanish drama opening today, was turned off and "Chicken Little" was played.

Patrons got a coupon for a free movie.

And the Album of the YEAR is....

Ozzy Osbourne goes UNDER COVER as he pays tribute to songs he covets on a new DUALDISC from Epic Records.

The track listing is classic:

01. Rocky Mountain Way
02. In My Life
03. Mississippi Queen
04. Go Now
05. Woman
06. 21st Century Schizoid Man
07. All The Young Dudes
08. For What It's Worth
09. Good Times
10. Sunshine Of Your Love
11. Fire
12. Working Class Hero
13. Sympathy For The Devil

John Lennon, Joe Walsh,The Moody Blues,The Beatles,King Crimson and Buffalo Springfield are all OZZYIFIED quite nicely. Three of the tracks are from the Prince of Darkness boxset where the idea was obviously hatched by producer/wife Sharon.

Rolling Stone in their review of the Prince of Darkness collection RAVED about his cover of John Lennon's Working Class Hero, and rightfully so, it's a classic and considering Ozzy's backround, it sounds like the story of his life.

The DVD side of the UNDER COVER DualDisc contains the video for "In My Life," a stirring collection of archival footage spanning OZZY's career. Other highlights include the half-hour presentation "Dinner With Ozzy and Friends" where OZZY, as only he can, tells some of his favorite stories to guests who include son Jack Osbourne and Motorhead's Lemmy Kilmister. In addition, there are classic moments showing OZZY's repeated attempts to light Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward's beard on fire and his encounter with a group of nuns at an airport.

Guests on the record include Leslie West, Robert Randolph and Ian Hunter.

Run don't walk to pick this baby up for the holidays, Working Class Hero alone is worth the price of admission and the DVD footage will have you glued to the TV, you wish it would go on for hours and not just the 30 plus minutes it runs...

Bomb go Oops...

Lenny knew his chances of flying with the famous Blue Angels had gone out the window faster than you can say "How in the heck does this thing stop?" but he still had dreams of moving up from his third tour as JR camp cook at his base in Texas.

Not so Concealed Weapon

Civil Suit Goes To Court: A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man

WESTMORELAND COUNTY, Pa. -- Gail O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O'Toole's ex-boyfriend claimed her "outrageous" and "inhumane" acts are worth thousands in damages.

Ken Slaby said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago.

He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.

So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.

Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.

But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.
Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.

He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have."
At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.
Slaby underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward.
O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple -- acts that he agreed to -- incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.

But Slaby said O'Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Slaby, O'Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on.

Slaby said his injuries included severe burning on parts of his body, impingement of normal bodily functions and discoloration of his hair.

The 10 men and two women on the jury can award Slaby $30,000 or more.

More Celebrities As Kids

Golden Gate Bridge Suicide Report

This lovely picture is a complete guide by light post of all of the suicides from the Golden Gate Bridge, you can see a larger more detailed map HERE.

The interesting statistic is the number of people who have jumped off the bridge into dirt or the scenic parking lots at either end of the famous span, outside of that LIGHT POLE 69 seems very popular.

Guide for girls sparks Spanish sex storm

For its proponents, it was supposed to be a woman's pocket guide to relaxation and discovering one's inner self, but for its critics, a Spanish "guide for girls" looks more like the main road to sexual hell and damnation.

Rightwing daily La Razon on Wednesday hailed the temporary withdrawal of the guide by the Women's Institute of the central northern region of Castilla La Mancha after a storm blew up over some of its rather fruitier content, which included encouraging girls to try out mutual full body massage.

Paloma de Castro, chairwoman of the regional federation of the family, called the guide a "perversion without precedent" which "incites the practice of homosexuality among girls not sufficiently mature to have any kind of sexual relations."

A statement by the regional government said it would stop distributing the guide to schools in the region "on a provisional basis ... to ensure the adaptation of the text to the pedagogical requirements of the school community of Castilla La Mancha."

The statement added that the document had come in for scathing criticism from some political parties as well as the influential Catholic Church.

"They have shown their disapproval of these documents, saying that they are an invitation 'to lesbianism and masturbation,'" the regional government noted.
Archbishop Antonio Canizares of Toledo had been among those to offer the most biting criticism, saying that the guide "disfigures and belittles women" and "invades parents' territory" regarding sex education.

According to the Institute, the reason behind the guide, aimed at 11 to 18-year-olds was to "modify thinking and discriminatory conduct to arrive at a new model of woman."
Alongside depictions of a young women massaging the upper body of another the guide suggested finding a "confidante to give you massages, relax you, let yourself go... you'll surely feel as if you are on another planet."

The guide dubbed its advice a means of encouraging young women to understand "how to love themselves" and to understand how to give "sexual expression to others, be they of a different sex or of the same sex."

Canizares, seeing in the latter comment the promotion of lesbian behaviour, had Tuesday demanded the "immediate withdrawal" of the guide, while the regional branch of the main conservative opposition Popular Party also decried its content.

Regional vice-president Fernando Lamata promised the regional government would listen to its critics over the issue.

Custom Flower Shaped Urinals

Clark Sorensen’s flower shaped urinals are arrestingly beautiful and at the same time a fascinating combination of functional bathroom fixture and whimsical sculpture. Though urinals have been the subject of many artists before, never has one taken such a graceful form.

These large-scale flowers, deftly crafted of high fire porcelain, create an ironic marriage between beauty and functionality. The strange blend of lyric form and unmentionable men’s bathroom fixture is unsettling or humorous for some and inspired for others.

Clark has reached unprecedented size and complexity for hand building with high fire porcelain, the least forgiving and most difficult ceramic material to work with. The drying period alone can take up to 12 months, yes, a complete year.

You can see the whole collection HERE.

Each piece is hand crafted and unique and can actually be plumbed and used as a urinal. If you visit Clark’s studio you will notice the Calla Lily Urinal from his first show, which is in use in a corner of his workspace.

AND THE ANSWER IS::

Ten hours, 28 minutes

The Question:

What was the sum of the music recorded and released by the Beatles before breaking up?

Unfortunately Ringo and Paul played on it too...

Ice Cream Vendor Threatened with Castration

WEST HARTFORD -- A West Hartford man, frustrated by the jingle of an ice cream truck, was arrested Sunday night after threatening to castrate the truck driver with a pair of hedge clippers.

The incident capped what West Hartford police say was an unusually animated weekend in town - one that included a major drug arrest at a U.S. post office, a gun altercation involving teenagers, and a bar fight that sent one man to the hospital for 100 stitches to his face."It's been an active weekend," said Sgt. Jeff Rose of the West Hartford Police Department. Police arrested Matthew Flynn, 46, Sunday night and charged him with threatening and breach of peace for his alleged threat to a Melly's Ice Cream truck operator who was driving by Flynn's house on 50 Seminole Circle. Police say Flynn was trimming his hedges when the truck drove by at 6:30 p.m. Sunday.

Flynn became enraged at the truck and the jingle it was playing. He stood before the truck, yelling at the teenage driver. He demanded that the driver turn down the music and to refrain from driving down that street again since children don't live there.Then, according to police, Flynn threatened the driver with his clippers."He's making the chopping motion with the hedge trimmer," said Officer Nick Roman, who arrested Flynn. "He may have taken it a little farther than necessary."Flynn will appear in court on Tuesday morning.In an unrelated event earlier in the weekend, police arrested six teenagers after responding to reports of gunshots at 6 Longlane Road early Saturday morning.

The shots were fired during an altercation between William Lee, 19, of 54 Ferncliff Drive, and Myles Holoway, 17, of 130 Handel Road, East HartfordPolice arriving at the scene recovered two 9mm handguns and a .22-caliber pistol along with some drug paraphernalia.Lee was charged with third-degree reckless endangerment, unlawful use of a firearm and carrying a pistol without a permit. Holoway was charged with breach of peace.

On Friday night, police arrested Christopher Markese, 39, and charged him with slashing his friend, Erik Garofolo, in the face with a broken beer bottle. Markese, of 4 Court Park, was arrested and charged with first-degree assault and breach of peace. He is being held with bail set at $50,000, police said Sunday night.

The two were drinking at Duffy's, a Park Road tavern. Garofolo was taken to St. Francis Hospital and Medical Center to receive 100 stitches to his nose and forehead, police said. Earlier Friday afternoon, police arrested Curtis Walker, 42, at the U.S. post office on Shield Street. Police said Walker was there to pick up a package containing more than 10 pounds of marijuana.

Police said the arrest was the result of a lengthy investigation but did not have details Sunday night. Walker, of 65 Beverly Road, was charged with possession of more than 4 ounces of marijuana and the sale of marijuana. As of Sunday night he was being held with bond set at $40,000, police said.

Fake Viagra gang busted

Chinese police Thursday hailed the bust of a Sino-U.S. piracy ring making fake Viagra, but denied using arrests of Americans or other foreign nationals to publicise the fight against piracy, which the United States says China is losing.

Chinese and U.S. authorities had cooperated to crack the ring, with one American and 11 Chinese arrested as recently as last week on charges of producing 440,000 pills of fake Viagra, Cialis and other drugs worth 40 million yuan if sold as real, Ministry of Public Security officials said in Beijing.

Chinese media last year ran wide coverage of the ministry's arrest of two U.S. citizens for selling pirated DVDs online and again for their April sentencing by a Shanghai court. The men were fined and jailed for up to 30 months.

"It is not that we will hype a case because it is committed by citizens from a certain country ... and it is not unusual for crimes in the U.S to be reported by the media," Gao Feng, deputy director of the ministry's Economic Crimes Investigation Division, told a news conference.

"Everyone is equal before the law. No matter whether he is American, Chinese or from other countries, as long as he has committed crimes, he has to be punished by the law."
Pirated DVDs are peddled on street corners across China at prices as low as 5 yuan.

U.S. trade officials have said counterfeiting of everything from DVDs to clothes to golf clubs in China has become worse since Beijing passed tougher anti-piracy guidelines because authorities are reluctant to crack down.

Some 1,804 cases of trademark infringement and counterfeit production have been cracked in China's year-long "Mountain Eagle" operation and 3,667 people have been arrested, Chinese officials said at the news conference.

Viagra is a product of the U.S. company Pfizer Inc.

Too Much Monkey Business...

Alive Chimpanzee by WowWee

I was looking through the new Sharper Image catalog today and came across the creepiest state-of-the-art, fully-animated, lifelike, robotic chimpanzee head ever! I absolutely must get one of these little FREAKSHOWS. The Alive Chimpanzee by WowWee (makers of the RoboSapien V2) is the first in a new line of animatronic animal heads that are stunningly realistic.

The 11" bust looks, feels, sounds and behaves just like a real "Alive" Chimpanzee and is fully interactive and multi-sensory to its surroundings. Best of all, it has a "Guard Mode" for when someone comes into your office to swipe something of yours. Imagine their reaction when a seemingly dismembered creepy chimp head starts screeching and swinging his head back and forth right on your desk. This thing is beyond Awesome, Creepy and Cool!

Check out the Video Demo to see the Alive Chimpanzee !!!

Official Product Features:
Amazing "Alive" Chimpanzee is a fully animated, life-size bust of the real animal.
"Alive" Chimpanzee can see, hear and feel in ways that allow him to interact intelligently with you, your family, your guests...and with baffled strangers.

Soulful eyes track movements using infrared "radar" vision; his ears have stereoscopic sound sensors; his skin reacts to contact with touch sensors all around.

Four distinctive emotional moods include "Curious," "Happy," "Fearful" and "Feisty."
Override his "natural" autonomous mode by using the wireless controller to communicate specific commands as far as 30 feet away.

Official Press Release:"WowWee Ltd. merges technology with personality in their newest line of high tech animatronics - WowWee Alive(TM). The first of the Alive brand has come out of the wild and into your living room...

The Alive Chimpanzee is a highly detailed, realistic-looking, life size bust of a Chimpanzee. Using cutting edge Facetronics(TM) the Chimpanzee is able to replicate the signature sounds and movements of his real life brothers and sisters. With lifelike skin, hair, and fully animated features, you'll find it hard to believe that he isn't Alive!

This state of the art simian is multi-sensory, highly communicative and fully interactive making him so real that it's unreal. Program him with the remote control, or switch him into "alive" mode where he will act autonomously.

His mood dependent behavior allows him to respond to stimuli with appropriate animations and sounds. With his infrared vision system, the Chimpanzee can detect movement and track objects. Touch sensors in his chin, head and ears allow him to feel when you pat his head or tickle his chin while his stereo sound sensors enable him to respond to sharp sounds.

The Alive Chimpanzee has 4 distinct moods: curious, fearful, angry and happy. The moods can be changed through user interaction. If he's feeling curious he may blink, frown and raise his eyebrows making for one inquisitive primate. Just don't make him angry as he will snarl, growl and scream. He can be calmed down by stroking or patting his head; but use caution when touching his ears or the back of his head, for that might make for one ferocious creature. If the chimpanzee is feeling fearful he will whimper or whine, and he might shake and close his eyes shut tightly.

The Alive Chimpanzee has 8 various motors that control the movement of his head, eyes, mouth, upper lip, eyelid and eyebrow. Whether the chimp is ready to play, falling asleep, disappointed or just plain bored, his startlingly expressive features and movements will let you know. He has 4 different modes: direct control mode, program mode, guard mode and Alive mode.

In the direct control mode, you can control his movements, trigger animations and vocalizations. In the program mode you can program your own animation sequence. Have the Chimpanzee perform a variety of movements and then play the sequence back at any time and in any mode by pressing the program button once.

When the Chimpanzee is in guard mode, he will wait for a vision or sound trigger and will play the program mode sequence. While in Alive mode, the Chimpanzee will interact autonomously with his surrounding environment. If there's no set program, the chimpanzee will react with random animation.

The Alive Chimpanzee comes programmed with a demo mode to perform a sequence of random animations from each mood. There's no monkeying around as the Chimpanzee is fully functional right out of the box and ready to entertain your friends. The Alive Chimpanzee requires four D batteries (not included) and one 9 volt battery. He will come with an A/C adapter.