Face Painter in trouble with "THE MAN"

Meet this weeks favorite MORON Patrick Tribett. The PAT was nabbed thursday morning by "THE MAN" for "abusing harmful intoxicants" as he attempted to make a purchase at Bellaire's Dollar General Store.

The 41-year-old Tribett, it seems, had been huffing spray paint and needed a refill or was attempting to turn himself into an OSCAR statue. According to a Bellaire Police Department report, Tribett's pupils were constricted and he replied slowly to their questions. Oh, and "officers observed the paint on face and hands."

Tribett was previously photographed by the county for assault, domestic violence, and inhaling harmful intoxicants, I'm not sure about the first two , but I'm feeling this is a second trip to the paint store on the third one...

If your currently looking for house painter who uses a "tagging type method" to his maddness he can be found in the Belmont County Sheriff's Office lockup.