Lance Armstrongs SECRET WEAPON

Lance Armstrong's SUPER SECRET weapon to win this year's Tour de France was made public today when Lance's Team Discovery Bike showed up later than expected at the starting line.

Mr Armstrongs personal BIKE LOCK , Wing Toe (seen here) woke up late after a night of hard partying it seems...

When asked about his human lock and threats of his racing bike being stolen, Mr Lance replied " most people are so creeped out when they see it there's no chance my property is going anywhere...

It is still unclear if Mr Armstrong's statement was referring to his less than talented girlfriend Sheryl Crow or his Discover Channel Bike. One thing we have learned, apparently a guy with one ball is more talented than Ms Crows ex-boyfriend ERIC CLAPTON. Go Lance !