Mr.and Mrs Creepy

For Simon and Edna Martin it was "Love at first Sight" or so they have been quoted, how good is the eye sight of a 70 year old woman and her deaf 31 year old hubby?

Simon, said: "I'd never had a proper relationship before I met Edna. DUDE I got NEWS FLASH...THIS AIN'T IT EITHER....

"She's turned my life upside down. She is definitely the woman of my dreams. I couldn't be more happy and don't care about the age gap." said Simon. YOU TURN HER UPSIDE DOWN AND THERE HAS TO BE CIRCULATION ISSUES DUDE...and you are dreaming..

The couple, who live together in England, met at a concert where Simon was playing the organ. Edna restores the instruments. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK ABOUT THAT SENTENCE...feels dirty doesn't it....

"Our mutual friend introduced us and Edna was looking very glamorous. We gave each other a big hug." said Simon. AND YOU BROKE HER RIB?, and get an eye exam while your at it...

Edna admits that some people have found it hard to accept their relationship. LIKE OH SAY, EVERYONE WHO SEES YOU MAKING OUT IN PUBLIC...

"We have had some strange reactions," she said. "Some women who are my age sort of sneer. But we have had total strangers say it's wonderful." ALL YOUR FRIENDS IN THE CIRCUS AND TRAILER PARKS APPROVE...DUH !!!

Ok, enough of this, I need to go shower and get Mr and Mrs Creepy outta my mind...