Hey I think I gotta nibble...

A few days ago this FISH TALE hit the newswires everywhere, some guy in northern Thailand caught a 646-pound Mekong giant catfish, a world record for such an animal. Im thinking those guys at the Weekly World News must have been kicking themselves big time, years and years of BAT BOY and Aliens meeting with world leaders and the first thing you would expect in their "tomb of knowledge" shows up in the New York Times...

When I saw the photo , I thought, "Wow, they must of let it go", HELL NO !!!... BOBO TAK TAK or whatever his name was, hauled that bad boy up to the village for supper before the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) and National Geographic could get their hands on it, or could talk him outta his plan of "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHE for everyone..."

Hey, BOBO TAK TAK, take note, the Mekong, he was on the endangered species list you moron, not the nightly fish special at the HE HUNG LOW Diner in PING TOE...

You can almost hear the american fishermans collective minds going "I think the wall would hold him, he would fit fine dear, right over the couch" , "I'M SURE IT WOULD BE CHEAP..."

Last communication from BOBO said something about going to Loch Ness, we are awaiting further information on his whereabouts...