Woman sues Denny's over toilet burn

It's seems there are problems over at"THE OFFICIAL HOME Of BOWLING", I know your thinking it was THE BOWLING ALLEY perhaps, but nope IT'S DENNYS...

A Kansas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking damages for severe burns on her BUTT caused by chemicals used to clean a toilet at a Denny's EATERY.

Kathleen Williams' suit names Denny's Corp. and Jomar Investments LLC, owner of the St. Louis-area Denny's where she was "injured".

Williams claims she did not see the chemicals but felt them as soon as she sat down. Pedro Irigonegaray, her lawyer, said that she had to be hospitalized immediately and suffered permanent injuries.

Have you had "the meat lovers breakfast" there?, HELLO!!! the exact same thing happens to me about 2 hours after I eat one of those babies, the only difference is IM AT HOME...

"Sadly, as a result of the chemical injury, nerves were injured that create a sensation of pain 24 hours a day," Irigonegaray told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
PROBABLY SIMILAR TO THE THE ISSUES SUFFERED BY EVERYONE WHOS EVER EATEN A GRAND SLAM THERE...

I'm for one shocked, that after eatting there someone would experience the feeling of FIRE in their ASS upon completion of a trip to the official home of bowling or is it boweling?

He said Williams has to take medication for pain and wear special underpants designed for burn victims. INSERT SPECIAL UNDERPANTS JOKE HERE...