Simpson Sucks Life Out of Grand Old Opry

NASHVILLE, Tennessee — Pop star turned country singer Jessica Simpson told a crowd during her Grand Ole Opry debut that she burst into tears the first time she heard the song "Remember That" and knew God wanted her to sing it.
Jessica summed up her Opry Showcase by saying: "I can't believe I am here!"
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Somewhere in the after life, Hank Williams stopped spinning in his grave long enough to exclaim, "ME NEITHER!"