BROOKE HOGAN DOES NOT APPROVE!

Brooke Hogan is "totally freaked out" over her 48-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old semen factory. Yes, that dude is 19. Yes, in human years.
Brooke told E! News, "I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support."
Brooke also said that Linda's new man/boy-toy or whatever we're calling him is one of her incarcerated brother, Nick Hogan's classmates.
She went on to say, "I went to school with him. He was a grade under me...Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)."