Dane and Irish

A Dane and an Irish man are at the beach in Waikiki

All day the girls are hanging next to the Dane

On the way home the Irish guy asks his Danish pal why the girls

Didnt even notice him.

The Dane tells his buddy to get rid of the boxer short swimsuit and

Get a Speedo like him.

The next day the girls are hanging on the Dane again and not even noticing

the Irish man with the new Speedo.

On the way home he again asks the Dane whats the problem with the girls again

Not noticing him.

The Dane says look get yourself a potato and put it in your Speedo.

The next day still no luck, the girls are even staying further away from him. He cant

Stand it anymore and asks the Dane what to do next.

The Dane says move the potato from the back to the front.