Saturday, July 26, 2008

Yo Momma is so...

  • Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
  • Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
  • Yo momma's so fat, the whale from Free Willy freed her
  • Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
  • Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
  • Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she farts the whole planet came out.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
  • Yo momma's so fat, we're inside her right now.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

...so many sites dedicated to 'Yo Momma' ...look HERE

Labels:

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home