Yo Momma is so...
- Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
- Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas
- Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
- Yo momma's so fat, the whale from Free Willy freed her
- Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
- Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
- Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
- Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight
- Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
- Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
- Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
- Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
- Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
- Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
- Yo momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
- Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
- Yo momma's so fat, when she farts the whole planet came out.
- Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
- Yo momma's so fat, we're inside her right now.
- Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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