Utah Mustard Assault

22-year-old Vitaly Kovtun (above left) was stopped at a red light in Salt Lake, Utah, when a car pulled up beside him. The passenger in the other car asked him to roll down his window. When Vitaly rolled down his window, the passenger asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
That's when Vitaly reached in his glove compartment, pulled out a gun, cocked it, aimed it at the other car and said, "Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your fucking windows up."
When Vitaly drove off, the passenger in the other car got his license plate information and called the cops. Vitaly was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault.
the story is HERE

Hey, Homeland security? ...yeah, ...you sleeping at the airport, do something... like... PULL HIS GREEN CARD...!