Moby Talks Britney

The singer revealed his feelings for the 26-year-old 'Toxic' star increase with every drama in her troubled life. He said: "Britney is like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat!"

Moby recently said he thought most of Britney's problems - which involve losing custody of her two children after refusing to return them to ex-husband Kevin Federline - are down to the fact she was a child star.

He said: "She became an international icon aged 16. In a weird way she's challenging people, but it's breaking my heart because ultimately she's not doing things on a symbolic level. Cutting your hair off is symbolic. Losing your children and becoming a drug addict is not."

Yeah, that's what we need , 2 nuts in one bush...