St. Patrick's Day 2008

St. Patty's Day Tips...

Have a “vomit buddy.”
Given the amount of alcohol you will be drinking, it’s very probable that you will be throwing up multiple times. And if you’ve ever had to throw up in public, you know that society frowns on public vomiting so much that they rarely offer the appropriate receptacles for this act. To get around this problem, find a friend, develop a special handshake that will allow you to recognize each other under the cloudiest mind conditions, and keep in constant communication about possible places to vomit. Sure, that hummingbird feeder may look like the perfect place to unload that beer bong’s worth of tangy brown liquid, but how will you know if said feeder isn’t a trap set up by a police force concerned about hummingbird safety? You won’t, unless your invaluable vomit buddy has already staked out the area. I also recommend you create your own trucker language for the purposes of vomit buddy communication, if only to make your day of drinking more like Smokey and the Bandit.

So, this St. Patrick's Day, have a great time, and drink, drink, drink, until you forget those memories that brought on all of the drinking. You’ll be glad you did.

Erin Go's Braaaauugh!