Slash slings Hash...Good Lords!

Porn icon TRACI LORDS was so embarrassed to be seen with her former rocker boyfriend SLASH, she insisted they never arrived at parties and events together.
Writing in his forthcoming autobiography, the former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist recalls meeting Lords at the 1989 MTV Movie Awards and dating her "immediately" afterwards.
"I was infamous... Traci didn't want any part of being seen in public with me…"She always insisted that we scoot in some back alley entrance… she didn't want to be exposed as some kind of groupie slut or one of the porno chicks that guys like me dated." Irony can be sweet.
Slash recalls inviting Traci to his apartment but being too incapacitated to perform…“By the time Traci showed up [my friend] and I were crawling around on the carpet looking for rocks. We were a mess.”
Lords stormed out after she was confronted with one of the X-rated films she had starred in. Slash adds: “We were so high we thought nothing of going over to my bookshelves, retrieving New Wave Hookers, pointing to the cover and saying, ‘That’s you, isn’t it?’ I’d seen her in this movie where she was bent over holding her ankles. It was very entertaining...”