The Poop
GHOST POOP: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOP: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOP: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOP: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOP: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOP: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOP: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOP: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOP: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP POOP: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOP: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOP (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOP: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOP: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poop!
CLEAN POOP: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOP: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOP: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOP: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOP: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOP: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOP: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOP: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP POOP: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOP: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOP (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOP: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOP: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poop!
posted by Mr Farnham at
3:45 PM
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