Strange Quotes From Homer Simpson
"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"
"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
"Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
"Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
posted by Mr Farnham at
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