Promise: Weightloss Balm
Omega Tech Labs makes a product called "Promise", a new appetite suppressant in the form of lip balm.
By rolling on some lip treatment, you can curb your craving for food. Also, the manufacturer claims it will freshen your breath as well. I suppose that's true, considering it's supposed to stop you from eating.
I'm wondering why they didn't just go full board and throw in some Nestorone to curb pregnancy, and some Nicotine to curb smoking. And oh yeah, make it taste like Cheetos or Pop Tarts.
One container is estimated to last about a month, with a suggested retail price of $4.00 to $5.00.
By rolling on some lip treatment, you can curb your craving for food. Also, the manufacturer claims it will freshen your breath as well. I suppose that's true, considering it's supposed to stop you from eating.
I'm wondering why they didn't just go full board and throw in some Nestorone to curb pregnancy, and some Nicotine to curb smoking. And oh yeah, make it taste like Cheetos or Pop Tarts.
One container is estimated to last about a month, with a suggested retail price of $4.00 to $5.00.
posted by Mr Farnham at
7:10 AM
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