Monday, September 19, 2005

School Bus FULL CONTACT RACING




The United States of America is a wonderful place, land of the free, home of the brave, all that and more...

It's a place where anyone with a weird or crazy idea can create a sporting event, its the land of Nascar, Professional Wrestling, Sled Dog Racing, Professional Bowling, Roller Derby, Motorcycle Ice Racing and Demolition Derbys.

Even those events can be modified for more entertainment, lest we forget midget professional wrestling and Sly Stalones mother's "GLOW" Gorgous Ladies of Wrestling product of years past...

Well, Saturday nite it was a WHITE TRASH LOVE FEST at the Stockton 99 Speedway, School Bus Demolition Derby and FULL CONTACT SCHOOL BUS RACING !!! (you know the rule where if you finish 1st in a 10 lap event but haven't crashed into a co-racer you lose...)

They even included a San Mateo County Sheriffs Transport Bus, these folks were so forward thinking...

I don't think I've ever seen 5000 people happier than I did last night, and this was the conclusion of an evening that saw an ALL FEMALE Speedway race that included a CRASH and ROLL OVER, at the end of the race the woman driver of the "rolled over" car did a burnout that probably contributed to spectators inhaling enough cancer causing agents to change the mortality rate in central california.

Each of the three images above when clicked will take you directly into full video action of this amazing event. YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOU WERE THERE, DRINKING THE 3 DOLLAR DISCOUNTED BEER....TRUST ME...after all it was FAN APPRECIATION NIGHT !!!

And if you bought the family pack, you got a FREE CASE OF CAR OIL, NOW THATS WHAT AMERICAS ALL ABOUT !!!

Note: you might need the latest CODEC for proper viewing, and you can get it right HERE.

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