Why Can't We Be Friends...?

Atlanta, Georgia - area authorities report that gunfire erupted at a celeb-filled party hosted by Janet Jackson's main squeeze, Jermaine Dupri, on Friday night. Diddy, Nelly, Usher and Tyrese were among the celebs in attendance.
According to reports, the shooting occurred after some patrons were allegedly double-charged by security guards to enter the VIP section of the club.
An unknown male pulled out a gun and began firing shots and a security guard employed by the club was struck in the arm. The security guard was transported to an area hospital, was treated and released.
Authorities said they are still interviewing witnesses to determine the gunman’s identity
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More Really Bad Lyrics...

Yet another list of 10 songs with stupid lyrics...
...and here's the list:

1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer – Rhythm Is A Dancer, SNAP!
2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news – Life, DES’REE
3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? – Shake Ya Tailfeather, NELLY, P. DIDDY & MURPHY LEE
4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? – Sk8er Boi, AVRIL LAVIGNE
5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 21 Questions, 50 CENT
6. Time is like a clock in my heart – Time (Clock Of The Heart), CULTURE CLUB
7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, WILL SMITH
8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains – Whenever, Wherever, SHAKIRA
9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – Thong Song, SISQO
10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – Why Can’t This Be Love, VAN HALEN

Lynyrd Skynyrd Revisited

The Leningrad Cowboys...

Robbie Williams...

Nelly...

...the Real Deal...