The Punchline

"Hey, have you seen that video that's gone viral of Mitt Romney having trouble trying to recognize the chocolate doughnut? Did you see this video? Yeah, it's all over the Web. At first he said, 'Is that beluga caviar on the bagel? What is that?' See, that's why he needs (N.J. governor) Chris Christie as his vice president. Because if anyone can identify a doughnut, it's Chris Christie." - Jay Leno