When NUTS Speak.....

 Randy on people saying they are crackheads and/or schizophrenics: "No. To have my integrity and my reputation so denigrated so mercilessly - why? Why would somebody want to do this to me?"

Randy on how they know the Hollywood mafia is out to GIT 'EM: "They follow us, they tail us. They tag our cell phone, they hack our computer."
Evi on who is trying to kill them: "...An estate planner who would make a living trust and a county that could cash Randy's royalty stream forever. I feel like Uma Thurman buried in a coffin. I genuinely feel these people are trying to kill us."
Randy on his brother Dennis: "It's been a little tense the past few years, but I love my brother very much. We're worried about him. He's being victimized by the same people."
Evi on her brother-in-law Dennis: "Dennis is now on a treadmill of making movies that are garbage and it's unfortunate because he's talented,"
Evi on Mad Mel: "I think he was drugged. I think he was slipped a Mickey."