What's he been eatting?

CNN reports that Juan-Carlos was arrested for trying to hire three homeless guys to kill his wife for $1,000.

The trifecta of homeless would-be killers, Big Dave, Little Dave and Shane told TMZ that Juan-Carlos approached them and offered up $1,000 if they cut his wife's throat. During their first meeting, Juan-Carlos gave Little Dave a box cutter, a prepaid cell phone, gloves, a pocket watch and half of the money in hundred dollar bills. Juan-Carlos showed the three stooges a picture of the other half of the money. Juan-Carlos said they would get it as soon as they killed his wife.