Hookers, The recession is OVER

In Touch claims that Charlie Sheen is back to his old tricks, errr call girls. The 44 year-old actor, and the highest paid on TV, has been bumping uglies with a $2,500 a night hooker, doing drugs and giving her his ATM card. Here’s the recap:

Charlie Sheen has been sleeping with a prostitute who charges $2500 a night. And he hasn’t been discreet: Once he gave her his ATM and PIN; once he wrote a check to cash. He likes to snort cocaine and have sex with her for hours. Allegedly.

That that sounds alot like a TV character on....2.5.....something...