Preplexing Texting

After the tears (and there were tears), texts and frantic thumb work, Kate Moore, 15 years old, came from behind to win the best-of-three finals round of LG’s U.S. National Texting Championships Tuesday.
Ms. Moore, from Des Moines, Iowa, beat Morgan Dynda, 14 years old, for the $50,000 prize by being first to text an error-free modified chorus from “Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah” (from the fabled and censored racially charged Disney film Song of the South).
Wall Street Journal report HERE

...rewards for dexterity/carpel tunnel, poor spelling, introverted social interaction? ...top it off with a song related to racial discrimination...we're all doomed!