How'd We Miss This...?

Back in April, when Shawn Johnson was in hiding from some weird stalker...this happened...

Now who's to say that the eye-catching Northwest-pointing bulge in partner Marc Ballas' pants is actually an unwieldy erection or a funny camera angle that, you know, gives him the appearance of having an unwieldy erection.
Luckily for Johnson, her stalker looks as if he'll be going to jail for a very long time. The same cannot be said about that thing poking out of Ballas' pants, which is still on the loose.
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