Christians Claim Pink Dolphin a Gay Science Experiment

The weirdos at christwire.org are spewing homophobic propaganda claiming that the albino dolphin swimming around Louisiana's Lake Calcasieu is a gay scientific experiment designed to spread the 'gay agenda'.
yes, really...see HERE

Related: ...our research has discovered quite the opposite...pink dolphins are being marketed directly to women...wait, are the women gay?
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