...in the Belly of the Bear

Designed by Eiko Ishizawa, this synthetic sleeping bag is meant to resemble the wandering great brown bear of the Alps.
According to the designer, this design plays on several basic human emotions including the fear of getting eaten by a bear, being a bear as well as wearing a bear skin.
apparently, not available...it's art...
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...no mention about fear of being impregnated by a bear...or shot by an overzealous vice president...