Blue Balls Man

Two men were ticketed by the cops in Chicago last night for trying to "make whoopee" in a public park. One of the men is an actor in Blue Man Group; his name is Darren Stephens (Bewitched??Hello??).
The other guy's name is Michael Pressler and he's an assistant principal at Maine East High School. Wiki says the high school's color is blue and their mascot is the Blue Demon. Don't you love it when these things write themselves? Who could make stuff like this up?
The Blue Man was caught sucking on the assistant principal's pole on a park bench at a lakefront park on Chicago's North Side at around 5:45pm. They were arrested and charged with getting it on while on Chicago Park property.
Spokesperson's for the Men in Blue state that Darren never worked for them...
story is HERE

...on a SIDE NOTE... 5:45pm...isn't it still LIGHT OUTSIDE?