The Unemployment Journal

Excerpt:
9:00 - Woke up with a strong determination to find a job. The world is my damn burrito and it's time to enjoy its splendors. I won't be kept down. I won't get pushed around. I will make a difference in this world, or go down trying. First things first, I need to start searching Monster.com.
9:05 to 9:06 - Searched Monster.com.
9:06 - Discovered YouPorn.
11:27 - Discovered my ex-girlfriend on YouPorn.
11:29 - Discovered my ex-girlfriend doing things on YouPorn she never would have let me do to her.
11:32 to 1:33 - Cried in the corner of my bedroom.
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