the Priest, the Potato and the Poopchute

A vicar waddled into an emergency room at a hospital in Sheffield, UK complaining about a potato lodged in his rectum.
The clergyman said he was hanging up some curtains in the nude when he accidentally fell on a potato lying on the kitchen table behind him. It was just laying there... in a strategic position, all lubed up and ready to go!
story is HERE