The Long and Short of it...

One is the smallest man in the world, the other is the woman with the longest legs and the instructions from the latter to the former when they met: 'Don't look up.'
At just 29.37in tall, He Ping Ping's little head barely reaches Svetlana Pankrtova's knees.
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...it looks as if she has just given birth...

...somewhere in Los Angeles, Patton Oswalt is staring at this photo and dreaming of what could be...