Tuesday, September 09, 2008

The Sausage King of Fresno

21-year-old Antonio Vasquez (above) was arrested in Fresno, California for allegedly breaking into a home, stealing $900 and then beating Santiago Cabrera with a giant sausage and rubbing spices in the face of another.
Cabrera was sleeping on the porch of his home and was suddenly awakened by Vasquez hitting him in the face with an 8-inch sausage. While Santiago struggled to get up, Antonio kept hitting him in the face and head with the giant sausage.
After Antonio was finished beating Santiago with his juicy sausage, he ran inside the house and found Cesar Macias sleeping on a futon in the family room. But instead of attacking Macias with his big sausage, Antonio threw a load of hot Pappy's seasoning in his face!
Before busting out of the house, Antonio took off his shorts, with his drivers license, credit cards and cell phone in its pockets. He ran into an orange orchard with only a t-shirt and boxers on.
Antonio was quickly caught by the cops. They recovered the money, but the pork sausage was nowhere to be seen. When the cops asked Antonio where it was, he answered, "a dog ate it."
more HERE

Neither of the victims was seriously hurt by the sausage or the spices.
Vasquez is now out of jail...No word on if he will face charges.

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