The Preachers' Wife Gave Me Hemorrhoids!

It's the pastor's wife versus the flight attendant with roidskis!
Opening arguments are set to begin tomorrow in a lawsuit against Victoria Osteen, wife of toothy mega pastor Joel Osteen. A flight attendant who goes by the name of Sharon Brown, claims in a civil lawsuit that Victoria assaulted her ass on a flight to Vail, Colorado in 2005.
Sharon said that before the flight began Victoria flipped out over a stain on her first-class seat. Victoria became so angry that she threw Sharon up against a bathroom door and elbowed her in the left boob. Sharon claims the incident affected her faith, caused her anxiety and even gave her hemorrhoids.
She wants an apology from Victoria as well as punitive damages amounting to 10 percent of her net worth.
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So that means Sharon wants like trillions of dollars?

Victoria was already fined $3,000 by the FAA in 2006 for fucking with a crew member.