Happy Birthday Danielle Steel

Hey Danielle, about a decade ago there was that little issue of me having simulated sex with a blow up doll on your front lawn while reading one of your books...remember?
Well, today is your birthday and I apologize...
Okay, maybe not... but, it is your birthday, so... happy birthday and don't forget to look out your windows from time to time 'cause ya never know when I might feel the urge...