The Upteenth Breakup Story

According to one of Jennifer Aniston's "friends," she's not going to talk about the relationship or how it ended.
The friend told MSNB's The Scoop, “Jen will never kiss and tell, but it’s she who ended the relationship. (Mayer's) childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child. Expect Jen to behave like a lady.”
The friend said Jen broke up with him for a couple of reasons:

1. He's an attention whore - “He has a relationship with certain paparazzi (and) bloggers. He tips them off. He loves the attention. Jen didn’t want to believe it was happening, but it was, and she has no tolerance for that.”
2. He's cheap as fuck - “Cob-webs come shooting out of (Mayer's) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. ... Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her.”

...we don't believe this crap for one minute...