Tom Jones has a HUGE WINKIE

Elvira (AKA Cassandra Peterson) confessed to Blender Magazine that she lost her virginity to Tom Jones. Elvira was working as a nude dancer in Las Vegas when she met and got the Tom sausage. The experience left her in stitches, literally.
Elvira said, "Tom seemed gentlemanly and nice, so when he was jumping on me... I thought, 'Well, if I'm ever gonna do this, it might as well be with Tom Jones.' It was painful and horrible."
She said that his winkie was so big that she needed to get stitches on the WHO-HA area afterwards. Even though Tom practically ripped her in two, she still wanted to be with him, but found out that he's a total man whore. She said, "I thought for sure we were gonna run away together and get married. I went backstage to see him the next night, but he was with his two background singers... and was all over them. I was disgusted."

...this is old news...see HERE