Too much TIME & MONEY by Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston, 39, drops $20,000 a month on beauty treatments to maintain her looks. A source told The National Enquirer that ever since she started doing John Mayer, 30, she's been overspending on her appearance.
A friend claims that Jen gets private yoga lessons 3 times a week, employs a completely organic private chef and gets anti-cellulite treatments once a month. The friend said, "Jen is doing whatever it takes to hold back time - short of plastic surgery. Jen is insecure about her legs, so she goes for anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments twice a month. They cost $1,000 a session, but Jen swears that the sculpting keeps her skin supple and smooth. She calls the treatments 'necessary tune-ups."

Cough, YA, WHATEVER...
...funny...she never mentions her large nose...