Orange County Crotch Grabber

In the early morning hours of April 15, 2008, a suspect broke into Fullerton's Erogenous Zone, and helped himself...not to the till...but to a rubber replica of porn actress Jenna Jameson's own erogenous zones...worth $250.

Determined to get his piece of Jenna, video surveillance from the retailer shows the man repeatedly tossing a rock at the glass door, then finally finding success shattering the display window with his adapted weapon and heading inside.

According to the OC Register, the thief encountered a similar frustration when he's faced with the cash register: "Video shows him try to break into it, but it wouldn't open for him" then, perhaps remembering that if you take things just a little to the left or right you can hit the jackpot, "he looks around, and makes his selection – a Jenna Jameson body double made of Ultra Realistic skin – and walks out of the store."

Fullerton Police are interested in anyone with information regarding the burglar--besides the fact that he is probably broke and horny. And if you do find someone selling the item at a local flea market, handle it with gloves because there is a good chance...well, you know where its been.

A little marketing information:
According to packaging of the item in question, unlike the original mold, it is described as "Open-ended for easy cleaning." you can get your own unit HERE.