Well, it is Easter Weekend...

Meet the latest trailer trash riding the "A Train " to HELL. 24-year-old Crystal Rowland and 28-year-old Matthew Pearce were arrested in Sanderson, Florida for screwing in church (why it always Florida?).

Police received a call about a "suspicious" activity in the Mount Zion Primitive Baptist Church. When they entered the church they found Crystal behind the altar. They later found Matthew practically naked underneath the church. Cops also found red wax splattered all over the altar.

When police asked Crystal why they were screwing in church, she said they wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience."
Somebody needs to educate this Rhoads Scholar that screaming "Oh God" while getting it in church is far from a spiritual experience.
The two were charged with criminal mischief and burglary. Matthew is also a registered sex offender.

The quotes from the Deacon of the church ROCK!

Deacon Lonzie Altman said, "Her drawers were in the stands. Her brazier was over on the outside the stands. I don't know what has become of the people that somebody would just do something like that in a church. Don't think that the lord ain't got something for them."

Authorities said Pearce was being held on $10,000 bond and Rowland was being held on $20,000 bond.
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