Slinging Shite

Joe Watson-Webb, a retired circus employee, has come up with a novel way to deal with potential thieves: firing chickenshit at them from a 30-foot catapult...(of course he did)
Local police have said that they will prosecute Watson-Webb if he uses the catapult to defend his property against arsonists and robbers, but he says,
"I'm not out to kill anyone or even hurt them. I just want to keep yobs off my land. … This is a serious issue. People all over are sick and tired of feeling like prisoners in their own homes and seeing yobs get away with it."
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Yob - slang term for an uncouth blue collar individual or thug