Anatomy in Advertising

Supermodel Heidi Klum signed on to be the face (and ass) of Jordache last year. The company has been pushing Klum's ads everywhere...Which makes it all the more pressing to answer the question: What happened to her nipples? Jordache has chosen to offset the fact that Klum is doing topless ads by simply making her nipples disappear, which is eerie, bad for children's educations, and, frankly, un-American.