21st Century Sins

In an apparent attempt to prove once and for all that they are out of touch with reality, un-willing to accept the truth and completely arrogant in their stance as being superior to all that exists, the Vatican announced a list of more sins. As if classifying coveting your neighbors wife as a sin wasn't ridiculous enough, they've come up with these new ones to prove once and for all that you are evil and require corporal punishment.

The New Mortal Sins

1.) genetic modification (how dare you use science to solve real problems)

2.) carrying out experiments on humans (cover-up for the church's involvement w/Nazi's)

3.) polluting the environment (the way religion does?)

4.) causing social injustice (it's like looking in a mirror)

5.) causing poverty (an attempt to change the church's demographic)

6.) becoming obscenely wealthy (wow! ...they really are hypocrites)

7.) taking drugs (stop trying to feel good, sinner!)

...hummm...pedophilia didn't make the list...guess all those priests are off the hook...
NPR story w/podcast HERE